Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Superstitions. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on superstitions.
Superstitions Joke 1
“My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…
She was attacked by a giant crab.”
Superstitions Joke 2
“You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror?
Try breaking a condom.”
Superstitions Joke 3
“It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.
Until one side mysteriously disappeared.”
Superstitions Joke 4
“My mate asked me if I believed in reincarnation.
I said, “”Absolutely. Ever since my wife died I feel like I’ve been born again.”””
Superstitions Joke 5
“Well, I seem to have got through Friday the 13th without anything bad happening to me.
My wife, on the other hand, has had a shocking day. She died in a car accident.”
Superstitions Joke 6
“I read my horoscope this morning and it said, “”You will be lead to believe something on false pretenses even though it isn’t true, you must avoid being taken in by it.””
So I’m never going to read my horoscope again.”
Superstitions Joke 7
I did a online test for fun earlier to figure out what color represents my character. It turns out that I am yellow. And it also turns out that I have no life.
Superstitions Joke 8
“I have been told that there are many secret symbols surrounding us that represents The Illuminati, Freemasonry and other mystical societies.
I will keep an Eye on them.”
Superstitions Joke 9
“I’m a bit of a control freak, and I’m getting on a bit now, but I wanted the perfect grandchildren before I said goodbye to the world.
Naming my daughter ‘David’s Mum’ really got that sorted.”
Superstitions Joke 10
“I bet Bigfoot is jealous of his cousins publicity.
I mean we’re always finding Carbonfoot Prints.”
Jokes on Superstitions
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