Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on People. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on people.
People Joke 1
“I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens.
I think I was on board the mothership.”
People Joke 2
“Do you know that because your tongue shares muscles with your intercostal muscles it’s impossible to stick your tongue out and breath heavily at the same time?
People Joke 3
“Wish my friends were more like ‘Google‘.
It never judges me, no matter what I ask it to do.”
People Joke 4
“I hate private jokes, they really exclude everyone
Like when Jamie stole that sofa off a pick-up truck”
People Joke 5
“In a recent drive towards “”customer service”” the National Health Service now wants to call people ‘clients’ and patients ‘customers.’
As usual, they’ve missed a golden opportunity – to rename the salad-dodging jumbos at the obesity clinic ‘consumers.'”
People Joke 6
“There are only two types of honest people in this world.
Small children and drunk people.”
People Joke 7
My ex girlfriend asked me if I was any good at hiding. That was the last time she ever saw me again.
People Joke 8
“I saw this bloke heading south on the M1 thumbing a lift.
So I pulled over and said ‘alright mate, where you heading?.’
London he said.
I said ‘well carry on down this road you can’t miss it, and drove off.”
People Joke 9
“If there’s one thing I hate.
It’s people who moan about other people.”
People Joke 10
When I’m bored I like to go into a crowded elevator and say ‘You all are probably wondering why I gathered you here’ with the straightest face.
Jokes on People
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