10 Random Funny Jokes About School – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on School. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on school.

School Joke 1

“Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school.
But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home.”

School Joke 2

BBC News: “”Teachers all across Britain are holding a strike tomorrow regarding recent payment cuts.””
Somebody should tell them that it’s their own time they’re wasting, not ours.”

School Joke 3

“I was called in to school to see the teacher today.
“”We’re a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr Carter as she seems disturbed about something. She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses to get changed for PE.””
“”That is worrying.”” I agreed, scratching my chin. “”When she leaves for school she’s Michael.”””

School Joke 4

“Teacher: “”Imagine you are in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?””
Boy:”” Easy, stop imagining.”””

School Joke 5

“The school register:
The kid from Eastern Europe – Check
The kid with Tourette’s – Tick
The birthday boy – “”Present””
The deaf kid – “”Ear””
The kid on drugs – “”Hi”””

School Joke 6

“My son just got an A in English.
Which unfortunately means he failed his spelling test.”

School Joke 7

I was in school today when my teacher handed me a piece of paper that told me to write everything I know about World War 2. I wrote on the paper, “”

School Joke 8

“Just walked in on my illiterate brother sobbing about how difficult his English exam is going to be. I gave him a big hug and said, “”There, their they’re.””
He’ll never know the difference.”

School Joke 9

“I used to think symmetry was really hard at school.
On reflection, it was easy.”

School Joke 10

“Teacher: If I have 10 cakes, and somebody asks for 2, how many do I have?
John: 10
Teacher: Ok, If I have 10 cakes, and somebody forcibly takes away 2, what do you have?
John: 10 cakes and a dead body.”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Science – Non Woke Humour

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