10 Random Funny Jokes About Mythical – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Mythical. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on mythical.

Mythical Joke 1

If vampires can’t see their reflections, how come their hair is always so neat?

Mythical Joke 2

“After watching a few zombie films I’ve come to the conclusion that I would be a cameraman in the event of a zombie-apocalypse.
They never seem to attack them.”

Mythical Joke 3

“Vegetarian Zombies;
They want your grains.”

Mythical Joke 4

“Why are there no vampires on Facebook?
Because they can’t take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.”

Mythical Joke 5

“When I get to the age where I can’t walk properly I’m going to dress up like a zombie…
and follow somebody.”

Mythical Joke 6

This Hallowe’en I’m saving money on zombie DVD’s. I live in Stoke, it’s chucking out time and I’ve just opened the curtains

Mythical Joke 7

“Went to a zombie party last night.
It was dead at first but eventually things started coming alive.”

Mythical Joke 8

“Top Tip
Girls date a zombie. He’ll love you for your Brains.”

Mythical Joke 9

“My wife said, “”Imagine we’re sat here now, and flesh eating zombies started smashing their way into the house… What would you do?””
I said, “”Hide behind you…
…you big fat tasty looking lump.”””

Mythical Joke 10

“What’s A Vampires’ Version Of A Lollipop?
A Used Tampon.”

Jokes on Mythical

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Money – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Kelly Wilson
Kelly Wilson
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