Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Mythical. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on mythical.
Mythical Joke 1
If vampires can’t see their reflections, how come their hair is always so neat?
Mythical Joke 2
“After watching a few zombie films I’ve come to the conclusion that I would be a cameraman in the event of a zombie-apocalypse.
They never seem to attack them.”
Mythical Joke 3
They want your grains.”
Mythical Joke 4
“Why are there no vampires on Facebook?
Because they can’t take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.”
Mythical Joke 5
“When I get to the age where I can’t walk properly I’m going to dress up like a zombie…
and follow somebody.”
Mythical Joke 6
This Hallowe’en I’m saving money on zombie DVD’s. I live in Stoke, it’s chucking out time and I’ve just opened the curtains
Mythical Joke 7
“Went to a zombie party last night.
It was dead at first but eventually things started coming alive.”
Mythical Joke 8
Girls date a zombie. He’ll love you for your Brains.”
Mythical Joke 9
“My wife said, “”Imagine we’re sat here now, and flesh eating zombies started smashing their way into the house… What would you do?””
I said, “”Hide behind you…
…you big fat tasty looking lump.”””
Mythical Joke 10
“What’s A Vampires’ Version Of A Lollipop?
A Used Tampon.”
Jokes on Mythical
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