10 Random Funny Jokes About Philosophy – Non Woke Humour

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Philosophy. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on philosophy.

Philosophy Joke 1

“In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
Or is it just the one who claims to have one eye?”

Philosophy Joke 2

“So, I was talking to 17th century French philosopher Rene Descartes the other day and I said “”Rene, I think that your Cartesian Geometry is irrelevant to everyday life.””
He started to reply “”Well, I don’t think…””
But then he vanished.”

Philosophy Joke 3

Well we’ll all soon know what REALLY happened in Neverland as soon as Bubbles can get enough friends with enough typewriters for his autobiography

Philosophy Joke 4

“My family were getting really upset by my choice to live life as a utilitarianist.
So I’ve turned my back on it, as long as it makes them happy.”

Philosophy Joke 5

“The pen is mightier than the sword.
And considerably easier to write with.”

Philosophy Joke 6

“You don’t have to be rich to be my girl, you don’t have to be cool to rule my world
with no particular size I’m more compatible with I just want your extra time and your……..
Kitchen kept clean.”

Philosophy Joke 7

“what is up with all the ginger jokes on Sickipedia?
God already hates them, you don’t have to make it worse.”

Philosophy Joke 8

“Modern philosophy:
The free of sin are those that give their phone to their partner without erasing anything.”

Philosophy Joke 9

“Philosophy Degree
Here’s a question to ponder: What’s the sound of no hands clapping?
Your parents after you tell them they just spent 28,000 for nothing.”

Philosophy Joke 10

Aristotle said “”It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.””
…but I think he’s wrong.”

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