Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Money. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on money.
Money Joke 1
“My mate introduced me to a Money Making Scheme that 100% guarantees payout.
It’s called a Job.”
Money Joke 2
“My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn’t give me a penny and she’d move out of the country.
Little does she know I’ve been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.
That’ll wipe the smile off her fat face”
Money Joke 3
“I’ve got some reliable inside information about Apple’s next product.
I won’t be able to afford it.”
Money Joke 4
“My wife says I only married her because her dad left her loads of money in his will.
She’s wrong. I don’t care where she got all her money from.”
Money Joke 5
“My family are really poor.
On my 12th birthday they put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror.”
Money Joke 6
“I’m one of those people who has the amazing talent of being able to shake my wallet and know exactly how much money is in it.
Because it’s empty.”
Money Joke 7
“I walked into the bank and said to the cashier, “”I’d like to open a joint account please.””
“”OK, with whom though?””
“”Whoever has a lot of money.”””
Money Joke 8
Money can’t buy happiness… but I’d rather cry in a Ferrari.
Money Joke 9
“Next is lot number 049 – The statue of liberty.
Bidding will start at $8.00″
Money Joke 10
“I saw this girl last night and she looked amazing. An American would say she looked like a million dollars.
But being British I thought that she looked like 659,674.12”
Jokes on Money
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