10 Random Funny Jokes About Money – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Money. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on money.

Money Joke 1

“My mate introduced me to a Money Making Scheme that 100% guarantees payout.
It’s called a Job.”

Money Joke 2

“My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn’t give me a penny and she’d move out of the country.
Little does she know I’ve been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.
That’ll wipe the smile off her fat face”

Money Joke 3

“I’ve got some reliable inside information about Apple’s next product.
I won’t be able to afford it.”

Money Joke 4

“My wife says I only married her because her dad left her loads of money in his will.
She’s wrong. I don’t care where she got all her money from.”

Money Joke 5

“My family are really poor.
On my 12th birthday they put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror.”

Money Joke 6

“I’m one of those people who has the amazing talent of being able to shake my wallet and know exactly how much money is in it.
Because it’s empty.”

Money Joke 7

“I walked into the bank and said to the cashier, “”I’d like to open a joint account please.””
“”OK, with whom though?””
“”Whoever has a lot of money.”””

Money Joke 8

Money can’t buy happiness… but I’d rather cry in a Ferrari.

Money Joke 9

“Next is lot number 049 – The statue of liberty.
Bidding will start at $8.00″

Money Joke 10

“I saw this girl last night and she looked amazing. An American would say she looked like a million dollars.
But being British I thought that she looked like 659,674.12”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Modern-Life – Non Woke Jokes

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