10 Random Funny Jokes About Ghosts – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Ghosts. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on ghosts.

Ghosts Joke 1

“Son: Are ghosts real?
Dad: Of course not.
Son: But the maid said they are.
Dad: Son pack your bags….we don’t have a maid”

Ghosts Joke 2

“I always test psychics with a knock knock joke.
If they say “”Who’s there?”” I get up and leave.”

Ghosts Joke 3

“I was recently noticing strange happenings in the home, I’d wake up and furniture had moved, lights were on, and many other different strange things. My mate referred me to an exorcist, now, I didn’t believe in the idea he could do anything but, I was willing to try anything.
To my surprise, he was completely successful, and I’ve had nothing strange happen, however..
A bill came through the door for 2,500.. I had no chance of paying this! I rang the exorcist up to try and sort something out, but nothing could be done so, his coming down tomorrow to repossess the house.”

Ghosts Joke 4

“Very interesting thing, the paranormal.
I have a book on it.
I didn’t buy it, it just turned up in my room one day.”

Ghosts Joke 5

“I don’t think I’ve ever been as miserable as when I got stuck in a lift with two ghosts the other day,
But when it started moving, it really lifted the spirits.”

Ghosts Joke 6

“I’m being haunted by the ghost of Maurice Gibb.
He gives me the ebebeegees”

Ghosts Joke 7

“I don’t trust ghosts..
You can see right through them”

Ghosts Joke 8

“A ghost just floated past me and it was perfectly horizontal.
I think it was a spirit level.”

Ghosts Joke 9

“The other day me and my friends were ‘talking to spirits’ in an old prison.
Hesitantly I asked, “”how many of you are here? Knock one out for each person””.
For the next 4 hours there was constant bangs, I guess he’d taken my Request literally.”

Ghosts Joke 10

“Being a ghost, it’s difficult pretending to be someone you’re not.
People see straight through you.”

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