10 Random Funny Jokes About Holidays – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Holidays. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on holidays.

Holidays Joke 1

“I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage.
I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.
He said, “”You don’t have much of a case.”””

Holidays Joke 2

“My wife and I just had a blazing argument over the phone.
She’s accusing me of being a money waster and now she’s genuinely worried that the kids will miss out this Christmas.
It’s put a real dampener on my trip to Las Vegas.”

Holidays Joke 3

“A young guy turns up at a hotel reception:
“”I’d like a single room, please.””
“”Certainly, sir,”” says the receptionist. “”With bath or shower?””
The guy is a bit short of cash, so he asks, “”What’s the difference?””
“”You have to stand in the shower,”” says the receptionist.”

Holidays Joke 4

“The hotel I was staying at last night screwed up my booking so they had to put me in the honeymoon suite.
It was excellent. I was staying with a lovely young couple from Devon.”

Holidays Joke 5

What’s the betting that most of these people moaning about being stuck abroad are the same people who usually come back and complain that a week wasn’t long enough.

Holidays Joke 6

“I told my wife to spin the globe, put her finger on it and wherever it lands that will be the holiday destination.
”Ooooo!” she says excited, ”Looks like its the Caribbean.”
”Great .” I replied, ”Now lets see where I’m going.””

Holidays Joke 7

Remember! Christmas is for months, not just for Christmas.

Holidays Joke 8

“Me, my brother and parents went on a holiday to the lake district last week. There was a constant whining noise all the way there.
To sort the problem, my dad kicked my mom out at the service station.”

Holidays Joke 9

“I went to Blackpool on holiday and knocked at the first boarding house that I came to.
A women stuck her head out of an upstairs window and said ‘What do you want?’.
‘I’d like to stay here’
‘Ok. Stay there'”

Holidays Joke 10

“I was on holiday sunbathing when my wife started rubbing something in my back.
She said ‘this will make you brown’
I said ‘Oh what is it?’

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About History – Non Woke Humour

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