10 Random Funny Jokes – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes.

Joke 1

“I heard one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard in my life yesterday!
It was about an anti-climax.”

Joke 2

“A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed “”Where’s the little girl!””
The man said, “”What little girl?!””
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, “”SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!””
The man now in tears, said, “”I SWEAR I DON’T KNOW!””
The officer smiled and said, “”…There’s the little girl.”””

Joke 3

“A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.
The barman says, “”Right, who’s first?”””

Joke 4

“Three reasons to stand up:
1) To get the remote.
2) To go to the bathroom.
3) Because you’re the real Slim Shady.”

Joke 5

“My wife asked me, “”What did you buy me for my birthday?””
“”Well,”” I chuckled. “”You see that pink Mercedes over there?””
“”Yes,”” she said happily.
“”Well I bought you a toothbrush the same color.”””

Joke 6

“Well, I know I won’t be able to watch Comic Relief tonight without picking up the phone.
Watching all those starving kids with their distended bellies always makes me think the same thing…
“”I’m a bit peckish myself… I think I’ll order a pizza.”””

Joke 7

“Finally my coffee has arrived, despite not being what I ordered.
Still… better latte than never.”

Joke 8

“I was talking to this girl the other day and asked what her name was.
She said, “”It’s Lynna””.
I said, “”That’s an unusual name – you don’t hear that every day.””
To which she replied, “”Actually, I do.”””

Joke 9

“It’s important to keep a backup of all your work – in the unlikely event of a server crash, it may be all you’ve got.
Luckily, here at Sickipedia we’ve got a dedicated team working 24/7 to duplicate your jokes.
Thanks, guys!”

Joke 10

“I went out for a few beers with my mates one Friday night and didn’t get back until the next Tuesday.
When I arrived home my wife was really upset.
It can’t have been me who upset her, I wasn’t even there.”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Irony – Non Woke Jokes

Kelly W
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