10 Random Funny Jokes About Difference – Woke Jokes Cancelled

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Difference. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on difference.

Difference Joke 1

“Women’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:
“”Eeww! That’s horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this.””
Men’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:
“”Hmmm… Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?”””

Difference Joke 2

“What’s the difference between my wife and a dead baby?
My wife hasn’t stopped crying.”

Difference Joke 3

“What is the difference between a black man and a bicycle?
A bicycle doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.”

Difference Joke 4

“What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
The bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, then goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.”

Difference Joke 5

“What’s the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
Hitler tried to finish the race.”

Difference Joke 6

“What’s the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
About 10 minutes on a high gas mark.”

Difference Joke 7

“What’s the difference between women and computers?
You can stick a floppy into a computer.”

Difference Joke 8

“What’s the difference between a battery and a Chav?
A battery has a positive side.”

Difference Joke 9

“A friend of mine pulled out the old joke of shoving two fingers under my nose and saying “”Smell your mum””
So I punched him in the face and said “”Smell your Nan.”””

Difference Joke 10

“What’s the difference between Remembrance Day and an Andy Parsons joke?
We only have 2 minutes silence on Remembrance Day.”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Diets – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

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