10 Random Funny Jokes About Cannibals – No Woke Jokes Allowed

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Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Cannibals. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on cannibals.

Cannibals Joke 1

“An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “”Oh God, I’m screwed this time!””
Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, “”No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief cannibal standing in front of you””.
So the explorer picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the chief unconscious.
As he stands over the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of cannibals with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God’s voice booms out again and says, “”OK…..Now You’re screwed””.”

Cannibals Joke 2

“Note to self
When informing the relatives of a murder victim that the killer was also a cannibal!
Remember to tell them that we found remains, and not left overs.”

Cannibals Joke 3

“Let’s eat Grandpa!
Let’s eat, Grandpa!
Commas, save lives.”

Cannibals Joke 4

“People make me sick.
I guess I should stop eating them.”

Cannibals Joke 5

“A cannibal returned from a holiday missing a leg.
“”What happened?”” asked his friend.
“”It was self catering.”” he replied.”

Cannibals Joke 6

“My girlfriend says she can always smell feet in my house.
Which is fair enough as I have 3 tesco bags full of em under my bed….”

Cannibals Joke 7

I believe it’s the child inside me which makes me a cannibal.

Cannibals Joke 8

“One of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking.
I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg.”

Cannibals Joke 9

“Two cannibals are having dinner.
“”Your wife makes a great roast,”” one of them says.
“”I know,’ the other replies, “”but I sure am going to miss her.”””

Cannibals Joke 10

“People in work think I’m weird because I told them that I think babies smell nice.
I didn’t even get the chance to add “”after 3 hours at 150 degrees.”””

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