Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Dinosaurs. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs Joke 1
“I don’t understand why scientists say that the dinosaurs died because a meteor hit the earth.
Everyone knows it’s because Noah couldn’t fit them on the arc.”
Dinosaurs Joke 2
“T-Rexes may have lacked intelligence but they never gave anything away.
They always kept their cards close to their chest.”
Dinosaurs Joke 3
Fossils- the only thing they tell us is that dinosaurs lived underground.
Dinosaurs Joke 4
“My parents tried to put me off becoming an archaeologist.
They said there was no future in it.”
Dinosaurs Joke 5
“God is definitely a woman.
If God was a man, he’d never have cancelled the dinosaur programme.”
Dinosaurs Joke 6
“Being a big fan of Mark Bolan I have to say I was a little disappointed in the T-Rex t-shirt I ordered off of Ebay.
It was a little short in the arms and a few hundred sizes too big.”
Dinosaurs Joke 7
“Evolution is at work the whole time, creating new and complex eco systems, everyone a microcosm of the universe, forever changing forever developing.
That’s why I can’t clean my room!”
Dinosaurs Joke 8
“I imagine that if you were to cut open an archaeopteryx, it’s stomach would be full of worms.
After all, it was the earliest bird.”
Dinosaurs Joke 9
“Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist in those days.”
Dinosaurs Joke 10
“How Did The Dinosaurs Die?
Well, after they ate everything on Earth, they dug deep into the ground to search for food.
Sadly, they became trapped in their own holes, which is why their skeletons are found underground today.”
Jokes on Dinosaurs
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