10 Random Funny Jokes About Diets – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Diets. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on diets.

Diets Joke 1

“i got kicked out of fat fighters today.
apparently its not the British equivalent to sumo wrestling!”

Diets Joke 2

“I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn’t help but notice a guy sat at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
“”Why are you so happy?”” I asked.
“”My wife’s been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she’s lost 5 pounds.”” the man replied.
“”What’s so funny about that?”” I asked.
“”Well,”” he says “”I’ve worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!”””

Diets Joke 3

“I went on a diet recently, came off drinking and heavy eating.
In fourteen days I’ve lost exactly two weeks.”

Diets Joke 4

“I was out on my first date with a girl from work and she asked “”are you more of a cat or dog person””?
‘As long as there’s some tomato sauce I’ll eat anything!’ I replied.”

Diets Joke 5

“My mate bet me a tenner I couldn’t come up with a good Vegetarian joke…
I had a few, but gave him the money there and then.
They were all to Quorny…”

Diets Joke 6

“An American father says to his son, “”And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?””
Son replies, “”Diet.”””

Diets Joke 7

“””So what do you do?”” My new roommate asked me.
“”I work with people who have let themselves go in life and to help them find their feet again.”” I said proudly.
“”Oh, wow!”” Said my new roommate. “”That must be very rewarding work.””
I shrugged. “”Just an ordinary day at Weight Watchers.”””

Diets Joke 8

“Its probably not a good sign when you step on your Wii Fit board and it says,
1 Player at a time please”

Diets Joke 9

“Earlier today a fat girl said she was uncomfortable with her body,
I’d be uncomfortable too If I had to carry all that weight around.”

Diets Joke 10

“Started my diet this morning. Already lost 2 pounds.
The coin fell down the side of the car seat and my hands are too fat to squeeze down there.”

Jokes on Diets

Share your best diets joke below.

Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Definitions – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Kelly W
Kelly W
Dream big, play hard, take the wins and embrace the losses.
Stay Connected

Read On