Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Definitions. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on definitions.
Definitions Joke 1
“Definition of pressure:
A wife, a mistress and a mortgage.
All one month late”
Definitions Joke 2
“What’s the definition of a tree?
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.”
Definitions Joke 3
You see a fabulous girl at a party. You approach them and say, “”I’m fantastic in bed.””
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “”He’s fantastic in bed.””
You see a fabulous girl at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “”Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.””
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “”By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.””
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl. They walk up to you and say, “”I hear you’re fantastic in bed.””
That’s Brand Recognition.”
Definitions Joke 4
“What is the definition of impossible?
Using all of your Rizla papers before the cardboard packaging runs out.”
Definitions Joke 5
“Definition of a computer virus:
They replicate quickly.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware.
Does this then make windows a virus?”
Definitions Joke 6
Did you know, if you took all of the obese people from England & all of the obese people from America & put them in one place, that place would be Disneyland.
Definitions Joke 7
“I’m having difficulty finding motivation…
but it must be in this dictionary somewhere.”
Definitions Joke 8
“I now know the feeling of having mixed emotions….
My Dad just informed me, he has Cancer and “”it’s hereditary.””….
My Mum then tells me “”he’s not your Father!”””
Definitions Joke 9
“What’s the definition of an office dilemma?
Having a raging hard on concealed only by your desk when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off.”
Definitions Joke 10
“The definition of irony: The one night you don’t check under the bed for the bogeyman, he gets you while your parents are out eating tapas.
Hey, I resent being called the boogeyman”
Jokes on Definitions
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