10 Random Funny Jokes About Puns – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Puns. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on puns.

Puns Joke 1

“The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house.
I didn’t know what to make of it.”

Puns Joke 2

“What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.”

Puns Joke 3

“My local museum is trying to raise money by setting up a dinosaur fossil display. How will it work?
Remains to be seen”

Puns Joke 4

“The Beach Boys walk into a bar
“”Get a round””
“”I get a round?””
“”Get a round….”””

Puns Joke 5

“Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says “”I’ve lost my electron.””
The other says “”Are you sure?””
The first replies “”Yes, I’m positive.”””

Puns Joke 6

“I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, “”How flexible are you?””
I said, “”I can’t make Tuesdays.”””

Puns Joke 7

“Ordered some stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.”

Puns Joke 8

“I just saw Toy Story in 3D…
The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat.”

Puns Joke 9

“I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt…..
So, I made a move on her.”

Puns Joke 10

“My girlfriend wanted perfume & jewelry for her birthday but I got her a chocolate egg & a toy instead.
She was kinder surprised.”

Jokes on Puns

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About People – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Kelly Wilson
Kelly Wilson
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