10 Random Funny Jokes About Dreams – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Dreams. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on dreams.

Dreams Joke 1

“I keep on having dreams that I am Iron Man.
They always end when the armor falls off and underneath it all I am Stark naked.”

Dreams Joke 2

“””I was having superb dream about you.”” I said to my wife as I woke. “”You were doing something really nice to me.””
“”Maybe it will come true.”” she said. “”What was it?””
“”I hope so.”” I replied. “”Leaving.”””

Dreams Joke 3

“When you wish upon a star, you are a few million years late.
The star is dead.
Just like your dreams.”

Dreams Joke 4

“I had a fantastic wet dream last night.
It was about a tsunami in the Indian ocean which killed 250,000 Pakis, Indians and darkies.”

Dreams Joke 5

“I never knew having an imaginary friend could be so problematic.
I opened a bank account for him, donated some of my funds, now I’m being done for tax evasion.”

Dreams Joke 6

“I said to my mate, “”I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!””
He said, “”Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?””
I said, “”No, I woke up and one of my giant marshmallows was gone.”””

Dreams Joke 7

“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man.
I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later”

Dreams Joke 8

“””Doctor, I really need your help””, I said. “”Every night for the past two weeks I’m dreaming about some rats playing football.””
“”Here, take these pills tonight before you go to bed and you will be fine.””
“”But can I take them starting tomorrow?””
“”Because tonight they play the final.”””

Dreams Joke 9

“Last year , all of my dreams came true.
This year , I’m sat here in this prison cell , wishing that they hadn’t.”

Dreams Joke 10

I don’t know if it’s common, but when I was a kid I used to dream that I was falling from a tall tree, only to wake up and find out that, in fact, the babysitter had thrown me out of the window.

Jokes on Dreams

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Dinosaurs – Non Woke Jokes

Kelly W
Kelly W
Dream big, play hard, take the wins and embrace the losses.


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