How To Tell Your Tinder Date You Have a Foot Fetish

A Subtle Way Telling Your Date That You Have a Foot Fetish

So, you finally matched with someone, after months of matching only with Pornhub. Your date looks absolutely gorgeous on the pictures, and your interests match as well. The communication went awesome – casual, witty and flirty. It’s all looking good. Then, you go on a date and, to your surprise, all of that turns out to be true. And you ask yourself – Have I really, finally found my soulmate? Or, will I least get laid and fondle some feet? 

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You’re having dinner, drinking some sweet wine, giggling, the romance is in the air. But the time for “dessert” is coming soon. Hope you cleaned up your place and moved that filthy underwear from the bedroom. You’re both sexually alluring, you wanna jump on each other right there at the restaurant. You’re ready to go. No more talking, time for some feet action. But you still haven’t told your date about your fetish. And the time is running out. Your partner is getting ready to go with you. What do you do? Well, it’s easy, you ask your date in a nice subtle way – can I lick your feet? Of course, your date slaps you, and you’re back to Pornhub. OK, let’s try a different approach. You say – wow, cute shoes, you must have beautiful feet as well. Oh, yeah, that’s way better! So, you get slapped.

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All right, third’s the charm, right? You wait until you get to bed and undressed. Then you slowly start steering things in just a little kinkier way, don’t overdo it. Just slightly mention it and discretely lean into it. Start from the top to bottom, equally appreciate every part of your partner’s body. If you see a positive reaction, you could try going down on your date. And when we say down, we mean feat. If your date lets you – you have officially found your soulmate. You might even marry her or him a couple of years later. However, if you get kicked in the face, well, that’s probably a “no” to your foot fetish. And once again, pornhub here I come!

In conclusion, we’ll give you some advice. Maybe it’s best to just be straightforward and write on your Tinder profile “I have a foot fetish, and I’m not ashamed of it.” Therefore, when you match with someone, you know that your date already knows that and might also have the same fetish. It might take longer to match, but hey, it’s better than getting slapped or kicked in the face.

But hey, if you don’t believe us, you can always read a book about kinks and fetishes. Or you can read our own article about dildos in a relationship.

Happy foot “fetishing”, people! We’re cheering for you!

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Kelly Wilson

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” ― Mark Twain I am what could be considered a truth seeker, a news reported, or even to some a story teller. My version of the truth is what you will read. Its up to you to form your own version of truth. Respect Kelly

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