Introducing a Dildo To Your New Partner (Accidentally)

Did You Just Introduce a Dildo By Accident To Your Date?

Starting any relationship can be hard. One like this, the other one likes that, and so on. But what if one likes dildos? Even worse, imagine if it’s… well, bigger than your own natural dildo. Boy, are you in a pickle. And a large one at that. 

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            So, you’re 2 weeks in. The relationship is going great. The sex is fantastic, at least to you. And then, one day after 2 weeks, you open up your partner’s drawer and find a huge dildo. What do you do? Well, at first you, of course, you feel intimidated and threatened. But then you bravely pick it up with your suddenly tiny hands and show it to your partner. You ask about it. Now, be careful because the usual answer in any type of these situations is – Don’t worry about it, I’ve had it before we met. I just didn’t throw it away yet. – that’s what you’re partner will say 60% of the times. Or maybe something like – it’s for my alone time when you’re out of the house. Still, though, even if that second explanation is true, you wonder – why is it bigger than mine? You slowly start to lose confidence, your best friend in the whole wide world is shrinking and becoming even smaller. But don’t let that discourage you. Don’t fall for such intimidation. Instead, take your partner to bed, or a kitchen counter, and show him or her everything that a dildo can’t do. Show your new partner what a real thing can do, even if it doesn’t vibrate. And even if it’s half the size of the dildo. After all, you know what they say – small but a great performer. So, be a performer and don’t let that joke crawling inside your head ruin your performance. You know the one – Your d*** is so small, when you have sex, your partner asks if it’s in yet. Nah, trust us, all that matters is the technique. Or at least guys tell themselves that. Maybe it’s just a myth – we’ll never know. But let’s just keep believing, okay? Good.

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            And, as always, here’s a great little tip (a little actual tip) on how you can also trick your partner and make your self dominant again. It’s simple – you just buy him or her a new dildo. But make sure it’s way smaller than your own. And basic, without any extra pleasurable features. And don’t let the picture on Amazon, the size, scare you, because the side mirror has taught us one crucial thing – Objects in the mirror are smaller than they appear. Or is it “closer”? Well, let’s just stick with “smaller”. Anyway, compared to that, you’ll finally be the king you deserve to be!

If you are interested in some more topics like this one, be sure to read the one about Tinder dates and fetishes.

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Kelly Wilson

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