Cringiest Tinder Chats Ever

Kinkiest or Should We Say Weird Tinder Chats Ever

Disclaimer: May be harmful to some viewers. Now then, are you ready for some real cringe? Because we sure are! Might wanna prepare first with some sanitizer.

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1. Possibly A Serial Killer

“Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand the way you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.”

            “Are you the Sun? Cuz you have to stay 20 million miles away from me.”

2. Burn

“You look like the naughty girl I need.”

            “You look like the kind of dude who’s messages I read to all my girls and we

            laugh at.”

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3. Funny? Not Really

“Haha…we’re related!”

            *Awkward silence*

4. What Are The Chances?!

“I had a feeling we’d match.”

            “You literally just said the same thing to my friend…”

5. Ooh, That’s Gotta Hurt!

“Hey, you’re cute. Xx.”

            “Full disclosure: I accidentally swiped right, I’m sorry.”

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6. That Escalated Quickly

“Hey there.”

“Hey. I wanna smudge you in green paint and then spank you like a disobedient avocado.”

7. Nice one

“I’m shopping at Petco tomorrow, do you want leather or sporty collar?”

            “Or we could just go straight to the vet and get you neutered.”

8. At Least He’s Honest

“Oooo my adorable. We should have sex.”

            “How’s that opener been working out for you?”

“Surprisingly bad.”

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9. Quick and Effective

“Hey, how’s it going?”

            “I meant to nope you.”

“Cool, thanks.”

10. More Hilarious Than Cringe

“I’m vegan too!”

            “No way?!”

“Yeah. That’s why I swiped right.”

            “Haha, that’s amazing! How long have you been vegan for?”

“Start of this conversation.”

Why is it not surprising, not even a little, that most cringe on this list is done by boys? Seriously, guys, take it easy. Watch a romantic movie or two. Or better yet, read our article “How To Get More Matches On Tinder” and prepare yourself better!

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Kelly Wilson

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” ― Mark Twain I am what could be considered a truth seeker, a news reported, or even to some a story teller. My version of the truth is what you will read. Its up to you to form your own version of truth. Respect Kelly

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