Christopher Moore’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Christopher Moore Quotes 

Love reading? Then it’s likely you will love a good quote from your favourite author. This article covers Christopher Moore’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes that we at Australia Unwrapped have collected from some of his greatest works. Christopher Moore quotes to remember and here you will find 10 of the best. A memorable quote can stay with you and can be used along your journey. Choosing Christopher Moore’s top 10 quotes is not easy, but here they are:

Popular Quotes

“People, generally, suck.”
Christopher Moore,  The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

 “Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It’s the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

 “Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”
― Christopher Moore

 “Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

 “Nobody’s perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him….”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

 “Children see magic because they look for it.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“There’s some heinous fuckery goin’ on mon.”
― Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

10 Famous Quotes by Author Christopher Moore

10 quotes by Christopher Moore there you go! It’s never an easy task picking the best quotations from great writers, so please if you disagree or have more to add, please comment and share your opinions. My 10 greatest Christopher Moore quotes will likely be different from yours; however, that’s the best thing about them, each quote can mean something different to each person. So don’t wait, comment and shares your best Christopher Moore Quote. 

One Final Bonus – Christopher Moore Quote 

“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Sarcasm?”

“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”

“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”

“There you go, you got it.”

“Got what?”

“Sarcasm.”

“No, I meant it.”

“Sure you did.”

“Is that sarcasm?”

“Irony, I think.”

“What’s the difference?”

“I haven’t the slightest idea.”

“So you’re being ironic now, right?”

“No, I really don’t know.”

“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”

“Now you’ve got it.”

“What?”

“Sarcasm.”

― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

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