Andy Griffiths’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Andy Griffiths Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Andy Griffiths, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Andy Griffiths you will find my Ten favourites of Andy Griffiths’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“two guinea pigs,”
Andy Griffiths, The 39-Story Treehouse

 “magnifying glass. “Thanks,” says Terry. “I needed that.” “Don’t mention it,” I say. “That’s what friends are for. Come on! To the flying fried-egg car!” We jump in and pull the yolk down tightly over the top of us. I press EXTRA SIZZLE on the control panel … and we take off through the concealed flying fried-egg car hatch in the top of the detective agency. We fly through Mr. Big Nose’s window and park next to his bookshelf. Terry takes out the two biggest magnifying glasses and starts looking”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Story Treehouse

“THE 100 PERCENT TOTALLY DANGER-PROOF FUTURE IS AMAZING!’ we shout. Terry runs into the wall again. I jump back into the shark’s mouth.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 65-Storey Treehouse

 “Zack. The bumcatcher winced as he spoke. ‘Listen to me, Zack,’ he said. ‘Your bum”
― Andy Griffiths, The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In

 “Zack walked across the room to the window, leaned out and peered into the night.”
― Andy Griffiths, The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In

 “No detective ever solved a mystery without the help of a hot jam doughnut.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Storey Treehouse

“axle-grease, grass, toothpaste, fish-milkshake and raw horseflesh.”
― Andy Griffiths, Andypedia

 “chocolate, strawberry, vanilla and honeycomb.”
― Andy Griffiths, Andypedia

“teeth. But the pirate just smiled,”
― Andy Griffiths, The Bad Book

“a rocket-powered carrot-launcher,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Story Treehouse

10 Famous Quotes by Author Andy Griffiths

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Andy Griffiths, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Andy Griffiths.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Andy Griffiths. 

One Final Bonus – Andy Griffiths Quote 

“Look at that,’ I say, ‘Cowhouse: The Mooo-vie! Now do you believe me?’ ‘Shh!’ says Terry. ‘The mooo-vie’s about to start.’ ‘Hey,’ says Terry. ‘Those cows look just like us.’ ‘Yeah,’ I say. ‘Except they’re cows!’ ‘Shh!’ says Jill. ‘Hey,’ says Terry, ‘that’s just like when my pants were on fire.’ ‘I know,’ I say. ‘That’s where they got the idea!’ ‘Shh,’ says Jill. ‘Hey,’ says Jill, ‘that’s just like what happened to Silky.’ ‘No, it’s not,’ says Terry. ‘She turned into a catnary, not an udderfly.’ ‘Shh!’ I say. ‘Hey,’ says Terry, ‘that’s just like my Ninja Snails.’ ‘I know,’ I say. ‘Those cows have stolen all our stories.’ ‘Shh!’ says Jill. ‘Hey,’ says Terry, ‘that’s just like when the shark ate my underpants.’ ‘Duh!’ I say, jumping up in front of him. ‘Don’t you get it yet?’ ‘Sit down, Andy,’ says Jill. ‘I can’t see the mooo-vie.’ ‘Cows are funny,’ says Terry. ‘They’re also thieves,’ I say. ‘They stole that idea from Barky the Barking Dog.’ ‘Shh,’ says Jill. ‘I can’t hear what Mooey is saying.’ ‘Remember when we had an epic interstellar space battle, Andy?’ says Terry. ‘I sure do,’ I say. ‘And it looks like the cows do too. They are such copycats.’ ‘I think you mean copycows,’ says Jill. ‘Oh, that’s so sweet,’ says Jill. ‘But it’s OUR story,’ I say. ‘No, it’s not,’ says Terry. ‘We’re best friends not barn buddies.’ ‘Hey!’ says Terry. ‘That’s
exactly how our story ends … Wait a minute … WAIT a minute … Hang on … Just one more minute … ‘THOSE THIEVING COWS STOLE OUR MOVIE!”

― Andy Griffiths, The 78-Storey Treehouse

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