Robert Asprin: Author Bio About and Best Quotes

Ten of My Favorite  Robert Asprin Quotes 

 Robert Asprin, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best  Robert Asprin quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find  Robert Asprin’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer  Robert Asprin made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favorites: 

About Robert Asprin

In 1946, Robert (Lynn) Asprin was born. Even though he wrote many stand-alone books such as Cold Cash War, Tambu, and The Bug Wars, plus some Duncan and Mallory Illustrated stories, Bob is best known for his series fantasy, such as Myth Adventures of Aahz and Skeeve, Phule’s Company, and the Time Scout novels co-authored with Linda Evans. He also edited the Thieves’ World anthology series with Lynn Abbey. Among their other collaborations are License Invoked (set in New Orleans’ French Quarter) and several novels from the Myth Adventures series, all written with Jody Lynn Nye.

Born: June 28, 1946, St. Johns, Michigan, The United States
Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy

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Popular Quotes

“Don’t pick up hitchhikers!”- D. Adams”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ion Improbable

 “When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance.”- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Directions

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.”- G. A. Custer”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette”
― Robert Asprin

 “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides.”- Unofficial UN Motto”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Sweet Myth-Tery of Life

 “I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.”
― Robert Asprin

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.”- Hun, A. T.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

 “C’mon kid. Think a minute, even if it hurts.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Another Fine Myth

“Meanwhile, back at reality…”- G.Lucas”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Sweet Myth-Tery of Life

“Just a little off the top!”- A. Boleyn”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action

10 Famous Quotes by Author  Robert Asprin

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10  Robert Asprin quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best  Robert Asprin quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by  Robert Asprin. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable  Robert Asprin quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Robert Asprin Quote 

“When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, ‘Cheer up, things could be worse.’ And sure enough, they get worse.”― Robert Asprin, editor

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