Penelope Bloom’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Penelope Bloom Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Penelope Bloom, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Penelope Bloom you will find my Ten favourites of Penelope Bloom’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“Please tell me you just compared a man to a burrito, because I love that.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Banana

 “You barely know me? Why, because you don’t know my favorite color? Because you don’t know about my childhood? Fuck that. The past shapes the present, and you see me here. Now. You see what my past has shaped and you know it as clear as day.”
― Penelope Bloom, Punished by the Prince

“Where is my dress?”
“Oh….”
He looked to his left, where the garment was slowly sinking beneath the water. “It’s right there, about to make some little girl fish’s night. Imagine how pretty she’ll look, Hailey.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Cherry

 “Grammy took them both in with hard eyes, the nodded and smiled. “I like you better than your brother, Bruce. He’s a real dickhole.”
“What the fuck?” I asked.
“You stole my slippers. I know it was you!”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Cherry

 “I woke up with the kind of headache that makes you regret you ever existed. I didn’t just want to die, I wanted to go back in time and stop my parents from ever making me in the first place.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Banana

 “Those King cocks are just striking us down, one by one, like three beautiful dominoes—one a little more beautiful and combat ready than the others, but beautiful nonetheless.”
― Penelope Bloom, Anyone But Nick

“If they give the purple heart for soldiers, I guess they could give me the blue ball medal for the testament of willpower I endured.”
― Penelope Bloom, Single Dad’s Virgin

 “Is it always this good?”
“Only with me,” I said. “With other guys, it’s horrible. So you should never try.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Cherry

“That beautiful, beautiful man. He stole your cherry and deflowered you in one fell swoop. Respect.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Cherry

“Today’s message: Pro tip… An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Cherry

10 Famous Quotes by Author Penelope Bloom

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Penelope Bloom, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Penelope Bloom.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Penelope Bloom. 

One Final Bonus – Penelope Bloom Quote 

“What in God’s name is that?” she asked when she saw what I’d built Gremlin.
“That would be the dog tower I lovingly built for my ungrateful pet.”
“Dogs don’t use towers…You’re thinking of cats.”
“Or maybe people just don’t built dogs towers and give them opportunities to have a little fun?”
“Yeah, that must be it.”

― Penelope Bloom, Her Cherry

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Dave Peterson Passion for adventure and sharing his life long journey with as many others as possible. "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." HENRY S. HASKINS

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