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Nastiest Porn You Don’t Ever Wanna Watch – Only For the Brave

Porn That Will Make You Puke!

WARNING: May be disgusting to some readers and cause them to vomit.

So, everyone watches porn, right? Or at least almost everyone. We all lie about it, of course – no, no, we’re saints. We’ve never even heard of PornHub, YouJizz, RedTube, and other beautiful places where both single people and those in a relationship can enjoy themselves. Have a little “me time,” if you know what I mean. Studies have shown that mostly men visit these sites, but a few ladies also like to feel good. So, welcome to our world, ladies. We’re all here to have fun and make that awkward sound that comes out of our mouths at the end. Other things come out too, but… Let’s not go there now. No, now we’ll go to an even nastier place. You know, pornography is one thing, but this is just insane, to say the least. Therefore, enjoy the top 5 MOST TWISTED PORN categories ever.

1.      Fart porn

You can already probably guess what this is. The girl farts in the man’s face while he masturbates. Sometimes they have sex, whether anal, vaginal, or oral, but the farting is still happening. Not to judge, but it’s super gross and unhygienic too. Not to mention licking the butthole while you know what is happening. And the smell too. Like, OMG! Well, we did warn you at the beginning, so no complaining now. The funniest thing about this, though, is – where does all the farting come from? I mean, the videos last for 10 to 20 minutes. How can anyone fart almost constantly for such a long period of time? What do those girls eat? Probably some beans or spicy Mexican food. Now, the strangest thing about this category is that men are mostly turned on just by the sound of farting. It’s not about them watching someone making love. They especially like face-farting and licking the…while…well, you know. Anyway, yuck.

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2.      Puke porn

Yeah, you just might accidentally make puke porn by reading this, as we warned you in the disclaimer. The only problem is – to make it, you have to do it in someone else’s mouth. LOL, seriously, it’s so nasty and unbelievable that it’s kind of funny. Now prepare yourself for the worst of the worst. Some of you might have seen the video that’s been famous for a long time called “Japanese Girls Puking In Each Others Mouths.” And it’s precisely what it sounds like. Two young women push their fingers down their throats to make themselves vomit. Then they open their mouths and just go right ahead and do it. As if it’s no big deal at all. As if they were about to kiss. And they don’t even feel disgusted about it – it’s totally normal for them. Then they swallow it and at the end lick each other’s mouths, to clean them, I guess. And men reach the heavens.

3.      Piss porn

Again, the title tells you all. However, it doesn’t give you all the juicy details, which we will do for you. We’ll sacrifice our pleasant dreams about flowers and butterflies with nightmares just to research and inform you. So, how do they perform this exactly? Not gonna get into whys because what’s the point? Well, a man lays down, a woman squats over him, and, you guessed it, pees on him. It usually doesn’t matter where on the body she does it – stomach, chest, face. But sometimes, there’s a certain subcategory to piss porn – peeing in the mouth. It always has to be the mouth with every one of these categories, does it? Anyway, the man drinks her pee, as much as he can at least, and the rest just sort of splashes all over. But hey, they say pee is sterile, so at least you’re safe. Just kidding, those are merely rumors –

of course, pee is not clean and contains bacteria that can harm you. Still, if you’re into this sort of thing, we have three pieces of advice for you. Women – drink a lot, and we mean a lot, of water before. Men – don’t do it on the bed – you don’t wanna be buying a new mattress every other day. Men and women – don’t do it at all. You’re welcome.

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4.      Hentai Porn

In case you haven’t heard, this one is exceptionally trendy nowadays with teenagers. It’s a Japanese form of oversexualized characters from anime or manga. It’s basically animated cartoon porn. And there’s tons of it on many porn sites. Nobody is sure what exactly makes this form of “sex” attractive, but the market is ever-growing. So, parents, beware – there’s a good chance your teenager is a fan, so to speak. And sexologists say it’s not healthy for their sexuality because it deters them from reality into fantasy. Then later in life, they could have serious issues developing genuine relationships with real people. It’s sort of like Instagram “models” – they look flawless, perfect. And teenagers then believe that that is what a woman looks like. So, when they see her in reality, it’s much harder for them to sexually connect because they expected something that’s simply unreal. Therefore, parents, just let your teenager watch regular real porn as we all did. You know – doggy style, cowgirl, girl on girl, and all that.

5.      Defecation porn

Best for the last. Yup, you read it well; it wasn’t a joke. In fact, it’s disturbing beyond reason. Kind of makes me sick just writing about it. I keep imagining it… But, whatever, let’s just get it over with. People poop on or in each other. Simple as that. Often, they’ll even eat the brown dragon. I mean, like, that’s medically dangerous. You could get a disease or an infection. Remember that clip from years ago, “Two girls, one cup”? Maybe you haven’t seen it (hopefully), but surely you’ve heard about it and know what it is about. Still, let us remind you. Two girls defecate in a cup, and then they lick the turds like ice cream and eat them with pleasure. And it’s all watery and… Sorry, I can’t continue. You get it by now, anyway. Please don’t search for the video on Google, and definitely don’t do it IRL.

So, have you heard or even seen any of these? Don’t be ashamed to admit it; we don’t judge here. We all have our preferences, and that’s totally fine as long as you and others are safe and everything mentioned here is, of course, consensual. Although there are even worse categories than these, we’ll never mention them because they’re either illegal or insanely wrong. You couldn’t even find them online – they’re primarily on the Dark web. Anyway, we hope you didn’t vomit or, who knows, maybe you even enjoyed it. Either way, we’re happy. A “happy ending” for all.

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