Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Mimi Jean Pamfiloff you will find my Ten favourites of Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“Wow! First vampires. Then gods. Now…vampire—gods? What’s next? Werewolves? Smurfs? Were-Smurfs?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

 “So. You in?” Niccolo looked from side to side. “In? In what?” “Yes. In. Are you onboard? Ready to throw down. Roll the dice. Ride that crazy cow called life and make her your bitch?” Niccolo frowned. Her colloquialisms were simply offensive. And this coming from a ruthless vampire. “You are asking if I am committed. Sì?” “Siii.” She rolled her eyes.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

“Any day now?” Viktor prodded. “Sì, sì. Do not get your…” Niccolo paused to recall the exact phrase. “Get your balls in a bunch.” Viktor shook his head. “Panties.” Niccolo frowned. “Why would you wear panties? Aren’t those for females?” Viktor growled. “Can we go now?” “Yes, but I insist you tell me more about your man-panties later.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

 “Andrus turned the engine and gave her a suspicious look. “You smell like…” He shifted into drive. “What?” “Nothing, but—did something happen inside?” Could he really smell…that? He crinkled his nose. “Your face is red and your scent is…” Oh, God. He can! Kill me now! Giant bomb, falling tree, spontaneous combustion…anything!”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

 “Come, my handsome vampire. I have a few things I must do to prepare you. Then I’ll put you somewhere safe to await your bride. Oh—I know!” She clapped excitedly. “You can stay inside my piggy bank! And I’ll create a drama-tastic jungle intro to your lady! How about Romancing the Stone meets Apocalypto?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

 “An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and…pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn’t want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with…a God?

“Although he was an ancient Viking, Viktor wasn’t “old school” as the younger vampires called it. Viktor embraced everything modern, and that included automatic handguns with custom made wooden bullets and quirky sayings like, “That’s right, bitches! Who’s your bad-dy?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

 “If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t…Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she’s still yours according to vampire law.”


– Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen’s Army.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

“Oh, for God’s sake, Roen! Stop with the Superman crap!”
“Not Superman. Mer. Man… Superman is fictional. Mermen are real.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“You may rely on it,” he (Tommasso) said with that exotic accent.

“Sorry, I don’t speak Magic 8-Ball.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with…a God?

10 Famous Quotes by Author Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Mimi Jean Pamfiloff.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. 

One Final Bonus – Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Quote 

“He shoved the phone at her again. “What does this do?” Hand shaking, she took it from him. “Um. It’s called a Smartphone. You can talk to people or send messages. It’s got Internet too.” She pointed to a collection of funny looking symbols on the glossy surface. Inter-net. Is that used for some sort of fishing? And why is the phone called smart? Were prior ones stupid?”

― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to…a Vampire?

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