Michael R. Underwood: Author Bio About and Best Quotes

Ten of My Favorite Michael R. Underwood Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Michael R. Underwood, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Michael R. Underwood you will find my Ten favorites of Michael R. Underwood’s quotes. 

About Michael R. Underwood

Mike grew up reading comics, playing games, and attempting to make being a geek his job. Now he’s living the dream telling stories for a living.

Mike’s books are known for their fun action/adventure vibes along with inclusive casting and inventive worldbuilding. He is the author of over a dozen books, including the found-family space opera ANNIHILATION ARIA, the Ree Reyes Geekomancy series (GEEKOMANCY, CELEBROMANCY, ATTACK THE GEEK, HEXOMANCY), and the r/Fantasy “Stabby” Award-winning GENRENAUTS series.

Mike has worked as a game store clerk, a bookseller/barista, a sales representative, and the North American Sales & Marketing Manager for Angry Robot Books. Mike lives in Baltimore with his wife, their dog, and an ever-expanding library.

Born: Bloomington, IN, The United States
Genre: Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Fantasy

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Popular Quotes

“Infighting would be stupid, since, y’know, claws and teeth.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

 “Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 — Geek 7 / Barista 3 / Screenwriter 2 / Gamer Girl 2) was Bryan’s secret weapon. Rhiannon (known to practically everyone as “Ree”) kept the café in fabulous baked goods, talked authoritatively about subjects from Aliens to Zork, and drew the attentions of countless lovelorn geeks.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

“how to think in the right genre?” “We already do it, every day. We tell ourselves what kind of story we’re in, and we’re often wrong, because life is mostly every genre, sometimes at once.”
― Michael R. Underwood, The Cupid Reconciliation

 “If our cover breaks in here, we’re toast. Worse that toast, we’re the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster oven that I haven’t cleaned out in three months.”
― Michael R. Underwood

 “The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she’d just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

 “Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are
the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes
and forgot — Sandman”
― Michael R. Underwood

“Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don’t have to twirl around to get my powers.”
― Michael R. Underwood , Geekomancy

 “Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

“But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

“Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

10 Famous Quotes by Author Michael R. Underwood

So there you have it my Ten favorite quotes by Michael R. Underwood, please comment below and share your favorite quotes by the fantastic author Michael R. Underwood.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Michael R. Underwood. 

One Final Bonus – Michael R. Underwood Quote 

“Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole city of them after the forth Mormon Vamps book hit and the sparkle meme was at its strongest.”

“So does that make Ms. Mormon Sparkle Vamp a hero?”

“Of a sort. Before they started to sparkle, there were a lot of vamps who were tortured antiheroes, thanks to Rice and Whedon.”

Ree grimaced. “Do you know if she was clued in?”

Eastwood shrugged. “She’s very secretive, no one in the Underground has been able to say for sure. It’s all rumor. My guess is she lost someone to a vampire and decided the greatest revenge she could inflict was to turn them into a laughing stock.”

― Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

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