Mary Monroe’s Top 8 Popular and Famous Quotes

Eight of My Favourite Mary Monroe Quotes 

Mary Monroe, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 8 best Mary Monroe quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Mary Monroe’s top 8 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Mary Monroe made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“One man got so mean and nasty whenever he couldn’t play with Maureen’s titties that he soiled himself on purpose so she would have to clean his butt and the rest of his private parts. Each time she had to do that, he displayed an erection that would put a horny frat boy to shame.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

 “Ain’t you goin to ax me?” Maureen asked. Ruby snatched her head around to face Maureen. “Lamb, you know anything about a commotion out here?” Ruby cooed. “I don’t know nothin about no commotion, but I know somethin about that man yall kilt.” Virgil”
― Mary Monroe, The Upper Room

“I knew that if God had created a woman who could keep her man from straying, it probably wasn’t me.”
― Mary Monroe, She Had It Coming

 “By the time I get through slicin’ him up, he’ll have two assholes!”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

 “ignorance is like a cow that a lot of people can’t stop milkin!”
― Mary Monroe, God Don’t Play

 “Life is one game where people don’t play fair.”
― Mary Monroe, God Don’t Play

“stupidity was an equal opportunity condition.”
― Mary Monroe, In Sheep’s Clothing

 “That wench gets around like a chain letter.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

8 Famous Quotes by Author Mary Monroe

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 8 Mary Monroe quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Mary Monroe quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 8 quotes by Mary Monroe. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Mary Monroe quotes in our list. 

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