Maria Semple’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes
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Ten of My Favourite Maria Semple Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Maria Semple, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Maria Semple you will find my Ten favourites of Maria Semple’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“I’m not too good when exposed to people”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

 “That’s right,’ she told the girls. ‘You are bored. And I’m going to let you in on a little secret about life. You think it’s boring now? Well, it only gets more boring. The sooner you learn it’s on you to make life interesting, the better off you’ll be.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

“My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I’m going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I’m about to kick the shit out of life.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

 “What’s this?” She pulled out a card and held it away from her face. “I can’t read what it says.” I took it from her and read it aloud.

1. Beeber Bifocal
2. Twenty Mile House
3. Bee
4. Your escape
Fourteen miracles to go.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

 “This is why you must love life: one day you’re offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you’re using the word calve as a verb.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

 “Can you believe the weather?’…’Actually, I CAN believe the weather. What I can’t believe is that I’m actually having a conversation about the weather.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

“Maybe that’s what religion is, hurling yourself off a cliff and trusting that something bigger will take care of you and carry you to the right place.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

 “I’d say I never considered myself a great architect. I’m more of a creative problem solver with good taste and a soft spot for logistical nightmares.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

“One of the main reasons I don’t like leaving the house is because I might find myself face to face with a Canadian.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

“People like you must create. If you don’t create, Bernadette, you will become a menace to society.”
― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

10 Famous Quotes by Author Maria Semple

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Maria Semple, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Maria Semple.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Maria Semple. 

One Final Bonus – Maria Semple Quote 

“I can pinpoint that as the single happiest moment of my life, because I realized then that Mom would always have my back. It made me feel giant. I raced back down the concrete ramp, faster than I ever had before, so fast I should have fallen, but I didn’t fall, because Mom was in the world.”

― Maria Semple, Where’d You Go, Bernadette

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