Linda Howard’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Linda Howard Quotes 

Linda Howard, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Linda Howard quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Linda Howard’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Linda Howard made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“It was just a kiss – “
“Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.”
― Linda Howard, After the Night

 “Is it time for your period, or something?”

With unerring instinct, he’d found a great big red button, and pushed it. Wyatt fights to win, which means he fights dirty. I understand the concept because that’s how I fight, too, but understanding it didn’t stop me from reacting. I could practically feel my blood bubbling with steam. “What?”

He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn’t push the button again. “What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?”

… It was an effort, but I said as sweetly as possible, “It isn’t that we’re bitchier, it’s that having a period makes us feel all tired and achy, so we have less tolerance for all the bullshit we normally SUFFER IN SILENCE.” By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out.

Wyatt took a step back, belatedly looking alarmed.”
― Linda Howard, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“I loved you when you were a snot-nosed kid, into so much mischief
it’s a wonder my hair didn’t turn prematurely gray. I loved you when you
were a teenager with long, skinny legs and eyes that broke my heart
every time I looked at you. I love you now that you’re a woman who
makes my brain go soft, my legs go weak, and my dick get hard. When
you walk into a room, my heart damn near jumps out of my chest. When
you smile, I feel as if I’ve won a Nobel Prize. And your eyes still
break my heart.”
― Linda Howard, Shades of Twilight

 “I thought you were a drunk.”
“A drunk?”
“Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot of
noise, grouchy all the time as if you had a hangover… what else was I to think?”
He rubbed his face. “Sorry, I wasn’t thinking. I should have showered, shaved, and dressed in a
suit before I came out to tell you that you were making enough noise to raise the dead.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

 “He lifted the arm covering his eyes and turned his head to glare at her. “I knew you were trouble the first time I saw you.”
“What do you mean, trouble?” She sat up, glaring back at him. “I am not trouble! I’m a very nice person except when I have to deal with jerks!”
“You’re the worst kind of trouble,” he snapped. “You’re marrying trouble.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

 “She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

“Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That’s why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

 “Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren’t made by a stranger.”
― Linda Howard, After the Night

“Death isn’t peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.”
― Linda Howard, Kill and Tell

“I’m not holding you against your will; I’m holding you against your car.”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

10 Famous Quotes by Author Linda Howard

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Linda Howard quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Linda Howard quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Linda Howard. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Linda Howard quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Linda Howard Quote 

“You were happy last night. This morning is a different story.”

“You think I have a hangover. I don’t. Well a little headache, but not much. Just let this be a warning to you if you keep me from sleeping again tonight.”

“I kept you from sleeping? I kept you from sleeping?” he repeated incredulously. “You are the same woman who shook me out of a sound sleep at two a.m. yesterday morning, aren’t you?”

“I didn’t shake you. I kind of bounced on you, but I didn’t shake you.”

“Bounced,” he repeated.

“You had a hard-on. I couldn’t let it go to waste, could I?”

“You could have woke me up before you started not to let it go to waste.”

“Look,” she said exasperated, “If you don’t want used, don’t lie on your back with it sticking up like that. If that isn’t an invitation, I don’t know what is.”

“I was asleep. It does that on its own.” It was doing it on its own right know, as a matter of fact. It poked her in the stomach.

She looked down… and smiled. It was a smile that made his testicles draw up in fear.

With a sniff, she turned her back on him and ignored him as she finished showering.

“Hey!” he said, to get her attention. Alarm was in his tone. “You aren’t going to let this one go to waste are you?”
― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

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