Leslie Langtry’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Leslie Langtry Quotes 

Leslie Langtry, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Leslie Langtry quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Leslie Langtry’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Leslie Langtry made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“We are all dead men on leave.” ~Eugene Levine, comedian”
― Leslie Langtry, Greatest Hits Mysteries Boxed Set Vol. I

 “Dekker kicked out, connecting with my left shin, and I dropped him for a second. That was all the time he needed to grab a weapon. Without thinking I pulled out a similar item for the box. And that was how we ended up fighting a duel with plastic lightsabers. We must have looked strange – two middle aged men slashing away at each other with toy swords complete with sound effects.”
― Leslie Langtry, I Shot You Babe

“The elevator turned out to be slower than the damned train at Disney World. And it played “The Girl from Ipanema” in Muzak. I looked at Paris and saw that he was mouthing the lyrics. That was it. I’d have to plan an intervention for him once we got home.”
― Leslie Langtry, Guns Will Keep Us Together

 “Oh my God. I just got dumped by a red headed mortician in a funeral home named Crummy’s, after pretending to be a circus freak at a visitation I had just crashed. I was pretty sure there’d be no bouncing back from this. -Dakota Bombay”
― Leslie Langtry, Guns Will Keep Us Together

 “There’s a quote by Ian Fleming that’s appropriate. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. That kind of fits here, I think.”
― Leslie Langtry, Motto for Murder

 “Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.” —Oscar Wilde”
― Leslie Langtry, ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

“It’s not every day you find al-Qaeda’s number four operative dead in a Girl Scout camp in Iowa. The”
― Leslie Langtry, Merit Badge Murder

 “It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” —Woody Allen”
― Leslie Langtry, ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

“John Smith: What’s new? Eddie: Same old, same old. People need killing. ~Mr. & Mrs. Smith”
― Leslie Langtry, Greatest Hits Mysteries Boxed Set Vol. I

“Ita feri ut se mori sentiat.” (“Strike him so that he can feel he is dying.”) —Suetonius”
― Leslie Langtry, ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

10 Famous Quotes by Author Leslie Langtry

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Leslie Langtry quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Leslie Langtry quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Leslie Langtry. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Leslie Langtry quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Leslie Langtry Quote 

“A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to knit in public?
“My grandma knits.”
I ignored him.
“So what are you making, Grandma?” Mohawk’s voice was ugly.
I arched my eyebrow. “A cashmere cock ring. Your grandma ever knit one of those?”
The kid’s eyes grew wide, and he suddenly became very interested in a four-year-old issue of Teen Vogue.”
― Leslie Langtry, ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

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