Lee Goldberg’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes
Facebooktwitterpinterestlinkedin

Ten of My Favourite Lee Goldberg Quotes 

Lee Goldberg, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Lee Goldberg quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Lee Goldberg’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Lee Goldberg made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Guilt and fear are a kind of rot. It spreads unless it’s cleaned. And there’s only one way to do that.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk on the Couch

 “All Julie has to do is explain to her friends that she’s using it to individually seal each item that she throws out.”
“Then they’d think she was a geek,” I said.
“She will thank me later,” Monk said.
“Why would she thank you for being considered a geek?”
“Don’t you know anything about teenage life?” Monk said. “It’s a badge of respect.”
“It is?”
“I was one,” he said.
“You don’t say.”
“A very special one. I was crowned King of the Geeks, not once, but every single year of high school,” Monk said. “It’s a record that remains unbroken in my school to this day.”
“Were there a lot of students who wanted to be King of the Geeks?”
“It’s like being homecoming king, only better. You don’t have to go to any dances,” Monk said. “You aren’t even invited.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop

“I had to wonder, though, if there’s something about a murderer, particularly a confident one, that gives him a certain charisma or charm that I, in particular, am susceptible to.
I mean, there’s a reason more women are attracted to Dracula than repelled by him.
I made a resolution to myself. From now on, I’d assume that every man I was attracted to was a murderer until proven otherwise.
Perhaps it wasn’t the most promising strategy for starting a relationship, but I might live longer.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk on the Couch

 “So there you have it: Nature is a rotten mess. But that’s only the beginning. If you take your eyes off it for one second, it will kill you. Thorns, insects, fungus, worms, birds, reptiles, wild animals, raging rivers, bottomless ravines, dry deserts, snow, quicksand, tumbleweeds, sap, and mud. Rot, poison and death. That’s Nature.”
“It’s a wonder you even step outside of your cabin,” I said.
“My bravery exceeds my good sense,” he said.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk in Trouble

 “It’s a tough job being somebody’s personal assistant. You have to anwser their phone, manage their correspondence, run their errands, pay their bills, arrange their schedule, and basically do whatever tasks, menial to major, they are too busy or self absorbed or distranted or pampered or disinterested to do themselves.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk Goes to Germany

 “Of course, that rationalization didn’t work at all. It would have helped if I’d had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat that the same time. I’ve learned that self-delusion is much easier when there’s something sweet in your mouth.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk on the Couch

“Happiness is an illusion, Natalie. It doesn’t actually exist.”

“Of course it does,” I said. “It’s what you feel when you’re not sad.”

“That’s unconsciousness. And I’m pretty sure that I’m miserable when I am unconscious, too.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk on the Couch

 “Numbers are a lot like people. They each have a story. They interact with one another. They entertain. They inform. They deceive. They can create happiness or inflict enormous pain. You have to know how to get them to talk.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk in Outer Space

“The state of California itself was now just like me – a free-spirited liberal with a mostly sunny disposition teetering on the edge of financial ruin. (Natalie Teeger)”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk is Cleaned Out

“Standing up for what you believe in comes at a price but backing down exacts a toll that your soul never stops paying”
― Lee Goldberg

10 Famous Quotes by Author Lee Goldberg

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Lee Goldberg quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Lee Goldberg quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Lee Goldberg. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Lee Goldberg quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Lee Goldberg Quote 

“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of Burgerville headquarters.
“You’ll blow our cover.”
“But what if there is a fire?”
“The fire department will come and put it out,” I said.
“With what?”
“Water,” I said.
“Not from that hydrant,” Monk said. “It’s inoperable.”
“No, it’s not,” I said. “It can still be used.”
“There is urine all over it,” Monk said. “no fireman would dare touch it, nor would any other human being.”
“Firefighters run into burning buildings,” I said.”They aren’t going to care about some dog pee on a fire hydrant.”
“They would if they knew,” Monk said. “We should call and warn them. Call Joe right now. He can get the word out faster than we can.”
“Every fire hydrant in the city has dog pee on it, Mr. Monk. It’s how dogs mark their territory. I can guarantee you that every male dog that has passed that hydrant has pissed on it.”
He looked at me, wide eyed, “No.”
“It’s what dogs do,” I said. “The firefighters knows this.”
Monk swallowed hard. “And they still use the hydrants?”
“Of course they do.”
“They are the bravest men on earth,” Monk said solemnly.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk in Outer Space

Facebooktwitterpinterestlinkedin

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Close