L.A. Witt’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite L.A. Witt Quotes 

L.A. Witt, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best L.A. Witt quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find L.A. Witt’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer L.A. Witt made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“If it flies, drives or fornicates, it´s always cheaper to rent it.”
― L.A. Witt, If It Flies

 “If I was going to shoot you, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. What’s your name?” The Italian lifted his head enough to meet Sergei’s gaze. “Who wants to know?” Sergei rolled his eyes. “The guy who’s going to decide whether you wake up tomorrow in a hospital, a jail cell, or a morgue.” He”
― L.A. Witt, If The Seas Catch Fire

“Every time I look at you, I’m either so pissed I can’t stand the sight of you or so fucking horny I can’t take my eyes off you. I don’t think I have to tell you which I prefer.

I swallowed. “So which is it now?”

I’m looking at you aren’t I?”
― L.A. Witt, The Distance Between Us

 “Dylan looked at me and matter-of-factly said, “My Dad’s smart. Boyfriends are way better than girlfriends.” I laughed. “Oh really? And why is that?” The kid wrinkled his nose. “Because girls are gross.”
― L.A. Witt, Where Nerves End

 “If I knew how a lot of my relationships would have turned out, I never would have gotten involved in them… And I would have missed out on some of the best times in my life.”
― L.A. Witt, Rules of Engagement

 “We burned the midnight oil making love, even if it was just kissing and touching, for hours. It could be a single candle, Fourth of July fireworks, or anything in between.”
― L.A. Witt, A.J.’s Angel

“I rolled my eyes. “Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?”
Trust Me”
― L.A. Witt

 “He grinned, making sure to flash his straight, gleaming teeth, every last one of which I wanted to knock out of his head”
― L.A. Witt, A.J.’s Angel

“…The sex was amazing. And the man made me trip over my own feet. And he had a smile like Ctrl+Alt+Delete on my brain.”
― L.A. Witt, Where There’s Smoke

“Then why the fuck did you still shoot me?”
“Because I fucking well wanted to.”
― L.A. Witt, A Chip in His Shoulder

10 Famous Quotes by Author L.A. Witt

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 L.A. Witt quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best L.A. Witt quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by L.A. Witt. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable L.A. Witt quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – L.A. Witt Quote 

“I didn’t feel guilty about cheating on you back then,” he said quietly. “Or all the times I promised not to do it again and talked you into taking me back.” He paused, glancing at me.
I clenched my jaw, resisting the urge to lash out at him, but I said I’d hear him out, so I kept my mouth shut. Tightly shut.
He cleared his throat. “It was the last time that did my conscience in. Maybe it was some long overdue maturity, maybe it was because it was the longest we’d gone without getting back together after breaking up, but it started eating at me. The longer it went on, the more I missed you, and the more I realized I’d done you horribly wrong from the start.” He closed his eyes for a second. His Adam’s apple bobbed once and then he went on. “When I realized what I’d lost, I was scared to come back and even try to apologize because I was afraid the one time I really, really meant it—” His voice cracked, and he paused, clearing his throat again before continuing. “I was afraid that would be the one time you’d finally had enough and told me to fuck off for the last time. Which I certainly deserved at that point, I just…” He looked at me. “I didn’t think I could face you again because I finally knew just how much I’d hurt you and just how much you had every right to hate me.”
― L.A. Witt, A.J.’s Angel

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