Ten of My Favorite Josie Brown Quotes
Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Josie Brown, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Josie Brown you will find my Ten favorites of Josie Brown’s quotes.
About Josie Brown
Over two million copies of Josie Brown’s novels have been sold. Her books have been published traditionally by Simon & Schuster and HarperCollins, as well as independently. Numerous times, she has appeared at #1 on Amazon and iBooks.
Josie is the author of 20 novels in the Housewife Assassin’s Handbook series (Signal Press), 8 novels in the Totlandia series (Signal Press), 3 novels in the Extracurricular series (Signal Press), and 2 novels in the True Hollywood Lies series (HarperCollins); and The Candidate and The Baby Planner (Simon & Schuster).
Adaptation rights to her novel Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives (Simon & Schuster) were purchased by Jerry Bruckheimer for television.
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Popular Quotes
“There will always be a boogie man. Politicians need one.”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
“Pies are so much fun to make—and so simple! All it takes to make a tender, flaky crust is the right amount of vegetable shortening, cut into flour with a sprinkle of cold water, and just a pinch of salt. Cherries have the right sweet-to-tart taste—and are also a good source of poison! Just crush the pits or stems. There you’ll find prussic acid, also known as hydrogen cyanide: easy to sprinkle into both the filling and the crust. How sweet it is!”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
“Will you ever question the love you have for your betrothed? The right answer here is “yes.” If you never question it, the relationship never grows. There should be misunderstandings and disagreements, because love isn’t a fairy tale. It is a challenge—and sometimes a struggle—to shape two lives into one.”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Tips for Weddings, Weapons, and Warfare
“I grew up in libraries, and I hope I’ve learned never to take them for granted. A thriving library is the heart of its community, providing access to information and educational opportunities, bringing people together, leveling the playing field, and archiving our history.”
― Josie Brown
“Should your naughty new neighbors resist your suggestions, invite them over to see your new media room. The fact that it doubles as a torture chamber should encourage them to toe the line!”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
“Make special memories on this day to honor the father of your children by asking the kids to prepare a special meal. (Note: save the rat poison for another time.) ”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
“my mouth opens willingly for his. It’s a Pavlovian thing: when his face is anywhere within kissing distance, I hunger to have his lips on mine.”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
“Important Tip: Avoid arsenic in any dishes. Seems that a dead guest has a way of putting a damper on a party. Go figure.”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
“They say you have to watch out for a woman scorned . Let me tell you, a woman in mourning can be just as deadly.”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Recipes for Disaster
“He’s lucky I’m not wearing my six-inch fuck-me stilettos.”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
10 Famous Quotes by Author Josie Brown
So there you have it my Ten favorite quotes by Josie Brown, please comment below and share your favorite quotes by the fantastic author Josie Brown. Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Josie Brown.
One Final Bonus – Josie Brown Quote
“Putting out the trash is a dirty job, but let’s face it—someone has to do it. Whereas many smart wives are able to cajole their husbands into taking on this duty, what happens when the debris that must be eliminated is (ahem) him? Rule of thumb: Do your best to ensure his demise doesn’t leave a lot of clean up. After all, messy is as messy does! Have a body bag on hand prior to disposal. He won’t question its presence if it is storing out-of-season attire in the back of your closet. Talk about recycling!”
― Josie Brown, The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
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I’m incredbily touched that you’ve enjoyed my novels–and have quoted me here. Thanks for this incredible tribute.