Joe’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Joe Quotes 

Love reading? Then it’s likely you will love a good quote from your favourite author. This article covers Joe’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes that we at Australia Unwrapped have collected from some of his greatest works. Joe quotes to remember and here you will find 10 of the best. A memorable quote can stay with you and can be used along your journey. Choosing Joe’s top 10 quotes is not easy, but here they are:

Popular Quotes

“ A day without the sun is like you know, night



― Joe

 “Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Bad Chili

“They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your yard you ought to bury it. That’s my motto.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Devil Red

 “It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Edge of Dark Water

 “Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
#ERROR!

(yes I know funner isn’t a word)”
― Joe

 “I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, “Sometimes.”
― Joe R. Lansdale

“Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Bottoms

 “You need to read some Agatha Christie, man.

Why? Am I being punished?”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Bad Chili

“Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord — and shotgun do your stuff”
― Joe R. Lansdale

“Don’t try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Two-Bear Mambo

10 Famous Quotes by Author Joe

10 quotes by Joe there you go! It’s never an easy task picking the best quotations from great writers, so please if you disagree or have more to add, please comment and share your opinions. My 10 greatest Joe quotes will likely be different from yours; however, that’s the best thing about them, each quote can mean something different to each person. So don’t wait, comment and shares your best Joe Quote. 

One Final Bonus – Joe Quote 

“Ever notice how Christians quote the Old Testament more then the New Testament? That’s so they can say mean things, talk bad about the queers and such. New Testament, that’s the Christian book. The stuff in red, that’s Jesus talk. That’s what they’re supposed to live their life by, but, no, they like the God of the Old Testament, the mean, judgmental one, before he was on Zoloft.”

― Joe R Lansdale

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