Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Jennifer Crusie
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Ten of My Favourite Jennifer Crusie Quotes 

Love reading? Then it’s likely you will love a good quote from your favourite author. This article covers Jennifer Crusie’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes that we at Australia Unwrapped have collected from some of his greatest works. Jennifer Crusie quotes to remember and here you will find 10 of the best. A memorable quote can stay with you and can be used along your journey. Choosing Jennifer Crusie’s top 10 quotes is not easy, but here they are:

Popular Quotes

“Everybody’s crooked. The trick is to find out how they’re bent.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Faking It

 “Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That’s why they love professional cheerleaders.”
Cal put down his fork “Well, that’s sexist.”
“Yes i know,” she said. “But it’s true isn’t it?”
“What?” Cal tried to find his place in the conversation. “Oh, the sports and sex thing? Not at all. This is the twenty-first century. We’ve learned how to be sensitive.”
“You have?”
“Sure,” Cal said. “Otherwise we wouldn’t get laid.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

“I’m Min’s fairy godmother, Charm Boy,’ Liza said, frowning down at him. ‘And if you don’t give her a happily ever after, I’m going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.’

What happened to “bibbity bobbity boo”?’ Cal asked Min.

That was Disney, honey,’ Min said. ‘It wasn’t a documentary.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

 “Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, you’re going to be leaving the real me, the me nobody else has ever seen, that’s who you’re going to be rejecting.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

 “It’s a good thing he broke up with you because now you’re free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way.”
“Right. I’m sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

 “You have to open up to the world and learn optimism…Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope for the future. Learned optimisim.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Agnes and the Hitman

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Welcome to Temptation

 “Values aren’t buses… They’re not supposed to get you anywhere. They’re supposed to define who you are.”
― Jennifer Crusie

“His sentences didn’t seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. ”
― Jennifer Crusie, Charlie All Night

“If you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.”
-Gwen Goodnight”
― Jennifer Crusie, Faking It

10 Famous Quotes by Author Jennifer Crusie

10 quotes by Jennifer Crusie there you go! It’s never an easy task picking the best quotations from great writers, so please if you disagree or have more to add, please comment and share your opinions. My 10 greatest Jennifer Crusie quotes will likely be different from yours; however, that’s the best thing about them, each quote can mean something different to each person. So don’t wait, comment and shares your best Jennifer Crusie Quote. 

One Final Bonus – Jennifer Crusie Quote 

“Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn’t otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty of which are fat calories, but is only dulls the pain for the moment, there’s that carb fog while you’re standing at the sink shoving it in your face, and then it’s over and you feel…used. Like a cheap pickup the Dove people seduced and abandoned in your kitchen, leaving you with sticky hands and an empty cup and a still-broken heart, except now you’re mad at Dove, too.”

― Jennifer Crusie

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