Ten of My Favorite J.R. Rain Quotes
J.R. Rain, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best J.R. Rain quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find J.R. Rain’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer J.R. Rain made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favorites:
About J.R. Rain
The author of 110 novels, and counting, is J.R. Rain. Currently, he’s working on his next book on an island in the Pacific Northwest… battling sparkly vampires
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Popular Quotes
“Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman”
― J. R. Rain, Vampire Dawn
“When you’re sick and dying, the ego is and should be the first thing to go. I know there’re gurus who teach people how to release the ego, to conquer the ego. I get it now, but I didn’t back when I was healthy. It’s moot now. The guy who falls off the toilet and knocks himself out no longer has an ego.”
― J.R. Rain, Silent Echo
“I opened the bag of Oreos and commenced my training, bulking up with one Oreo after another. I washed them down with swigs from the bottle of scotch, as a real man should. When I was tired of the Oreos, after about the thirtieth, I took out a cigarette and tried like hell to give myself lung cancer.”
― J.R. Rain, Dark Horse
“So are we stalking your ex-husband?”
“I’m a licensed private investigator,” I said. “I’m licensed to stalk.”
“Really?”
“In most cases.”
“What about this case?”
“In this case,” I said. “We’re stalking the hell out of him.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon
“A marriage shouldn’t have to be so much work. Love shouldn’t crush your soul. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it.”
― J.R. Rain, American Vampire
“Dedication This book is dedicated to mothers everywhere: Our amazing, selfless, unsung heroes. Love you, ma.”
― J.R. Rain, Rainy Nights 4
“If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.”
― J. R. Rain, Vampire Dawn
“My philosophy is this: Life is too short to work another minute at a job you don’t love.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon
“If the listener is not ready for the truth, it will fall upon deaf ears.”
― J.R. Rain, Moon River
“What the fuck is a scone?
It’s Irish, I think, for stale bread.”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building
10 Famous Quotes by Author J.R. Rain
Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 J.R. Rain quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best J.R. Rain quote below and sharing our favorite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by J.R. Rain. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable J.R. Rain quotes in our list.
One Final Bonus – J.R. Rain Quote
“I surveyed the others, who had all stopped in their tracks. “So what was the plan, boys? You were all going to get a fuck in? The very definition of sloppy seconds – hell, sloppy thirds and fourths and fifths. Than what? Slit my throat? Leave me for dead? Let some school janitor find me stuffed in a dumpster? You would deny my children their mother for one night of cheap thrills?”
― J.R. Rain, Moon Dance
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