J. A. Konrath’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite J. A. Konrath Quotes 

J. A. Konrath, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best J. A. Konrath quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find J. A. Konrath’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer J. A. Konrath made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Fate is a future you didn’t try hard enough to change.”
― Joe Konrath

 “Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.”
― J. A. Konrath

“I wish I was like that. More carefree.”

“Anyone can be. People aren’t carved out of marble. We’re all works in progress. The trick is to define ourselves, rather than let outside influences define us.”
― J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour

 “Sorry to hear about your Dad.”
He shrugged. “He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.”
“Heart attack?”
“He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”
― J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour

 “Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor that makes them try harder.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

 “Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I’m not aiming to knock her out. I’m aiming to knock off her fucking head.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit.”
― J. A. Konrath

 “If you can quit, quit. If you can’t quit, stop complaining – this is what you chose.”
― Joe Konrath

“We don’t know the Devil’s side of the story, because God wrote all the books.”
― J.A. Konrath, Origin

“There’s a word for a writer who never gives up: published.”
― Joe Konrath

10 Famous Quotes by Author J. A. Konrath

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 J. A. Konrath quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best J. A. Konrath quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by J. A. Konrath. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable J. A. Konrath quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – J. A. Konrath Quote 

“Back in August, I wrote a post about the supposed race to the bottom with ebooks, refuting some nonsense written by an establishment bonehead.

This meme won’t die. People are still convinced that new ebooks are going to be priced at ten cents, and writers will starve, and this will cause a second Great Depression where banks will close and people will be forced to buy Kindles with food stamps, and then the earth will enter another ice age where all the bunnies will freeze to death.”
― J.A. Konrath

Dave Peterson

Dave Peterson Passion for adventure and sharing his life long journey with as many others as possible. "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." HENRY S. HASKINS

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