Funny Australia Day Quotes

Funny Happy Australia Day Wishes And Messages

Australia Day is observed on January 26th, and on this particular day, a variety of programs occur around the country to make the most of the festivities. On this day, people share different quotes about Australia day. To make this thing a little more interesting, we are sharing some funny Australia day quotes that you share with your friends and family.  It will bring a smile to their faces, and you will enjoy it. 

“As I send you warm wishes on Australia Day along with some lovely presents, I also expect you to send me the same to make it a perfect day for me as well.”

“Warm wishes on Australia Day to you. Don’t forget to get me the gifts on this special day or else you might have to spend the night locked outside the house.”

“Wishing a very Happy Australia Day to you my sister. On this day, I really wish that you no longer steal my clothes to look good.”

“A very Happy Australia Day to you my brother. I pray to God that you give up on your laziness and be of some good to me and our family.”

“Wishing a very Happy Australia Day to you. I wish that on this day you don’t drink so much that you end up crashing at any house in the city.”

“Wishing you Australia Day wherein you are not sober but drunk, you are not serous but happy, you are not dull but active.”

“A very Happy Australia Day my dear. Today is the day to ditch all your duties and just get busy doing nothing but partying and drinking.”

“Happy Australia Day my dear. Make the most of this day by not being your usual self and by being a better person to the people around you.”

“I want to wake up to a day when I don’t remember anything. Happy Australia Day.”

“Let us party like there is no tomorrow so that you have a fantastic Australia Day.”

“Australia Day reminds us that we must make our country happy by celebrating this day to the fullest.”

“If we had Australia Day every day then we would have 365 reasons to party every year.”

It’s definitely different in the States. Americans are much different people compared to us. We’re much more laid back. I itch to get back to Australia every summer because it’s so fast paced there and so stressful. -Andrew Bogut

Olivia Newton-John – Australia’s gift to insomniacs. It’s nothing but the blonde singing the bland. -Minnie Riperton

Kylie Minogue is the greatest thing that has happened to Australian music. -Nick Cave

You see, before I became prime minister, the Australian prime minister only attended ever two meetings in the world: the British Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting and the South Pacific Forum. -Paul Keating

There are a thousand weird untold stories in the Australian film industry, this has been one of them. -Yahoo Serious

I’d like to be seen as an average Australian bloke. I can’t think of… I can’t think of a nobler description of anybody than to be called an average Australian bloke. -John Howard

It’s Australian to do such things because, however uncivilised they may seem, it’s human to do them. -Hugh Mackay

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