Eoin Colfer’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Eoin Colfer Quotes 

Eoin Colfer, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Eoin Colfer quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Eoin Colfer’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Eoin Colfer made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Trust me. I’m a genius.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

 “Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
Foaly: The EIB?
Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Band 1-3

“Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

 “No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

 “If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

 “If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

“I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

 “Listen to me, goblin. You’re stupid, let’s accept that and move on.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

“It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

“Good. Illegal is always faster.”
― Eoin Colfer

10 Famous Quotes by Author Eoin Colfer

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Eoin Colfer quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Eoin Colfer quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Eoin Colfer. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Eoin Colfer quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Eoin Colfer Quote 

“Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression.
Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case?
Artemis: (head in hands) It’s my mother, Doctor.
Doctor Po: Yes?
Artemis: My mother, she…
Doctor Po: Your mother, yes?
Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school’s so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident

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