Eliza Crewe’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Eliza Crewe Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Eliza Crewe, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Eliza Crewe you will find my Ten favourites of Eliza Crewe’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“Crush! Kill! And above all – cackle!”
― Eliza Crewe, Cracked

 “She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee on the rug. Which is completely unfair – I only thought about it once.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“Like any fatherless child, I’ve wondered about the man responsible for the glory that is me. Needless to say, it’s disappointing to learn he’s the kind who’d probably eat his young.”
― Eliza Crewe, Cracked

 “It’s illegal, you know,” he murmurs. “Stealing.”
I clear my throat. “Stealing?”
“My heart. I could have you arrested.”
I snort. “For that tiny thing? I’d get a misdemeanor at most.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

 “I’m pretty sure Jo couldn’t talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I’ll kick your ass.”
― Eliza Crewe, Cracked

 “What do you say to your best friend when you stand at the gates of the gates of hell? Nothing. If it’s your best friend, she already knows.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“What a foolish thing, the human heart, being both fragile and reckless. No wonder we spend such an inordinate amount of time in pain.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

 “They fight with a bloodthirstiness I wouldn’t expect outside a maximum-security prison or suburban PTA meeting.”
― Eliza Crewe, Cracked

“Sometimes bad things need to be reminded they’re not the only ones who can bite.”
― Eliza Crewe, Cracked

“Naivety is cured with time. Stupidity is terminal.”
― Eliza Crewe, Cracked

10 Famous Quotes by Author Eliza Crewe

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Eliza Crewe, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Eliza Crewe.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Eliza Crewe. 

One Final Bonus – Eliza Crewe Quote 

“You can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn’t change its nature. This isn’t Beauty and the Beast where my kiss would transform the monster to a prince. If anything, it’s Shrek, and his kiss brings out the ogre in me.”

― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

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