Diana Rowland’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Diana Rowland Quotes 

Diana Rowland, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Diana Rowland quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Diana Rowland’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Diana Rowland made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.”
― Diana Rowland, Touch of the Demon

 “The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“When did I turn into a needywhiny angsty idiot who needed to be swept off her feet? She snorted then started running again, forcing me into a brief sprint to catch up. We’re conditioned from birth she said. I swear to god,if I ever have a daughter I’ll ban all of the Disney princesses from the house. Except Mulan. She kicks ass.”
― Diana Rowland, Secrets of the Demon

 “He leaned back in his chair. “Detective Gillian, what I want to say at this moment would no doubt be considered extremely inappropriate and unprofessional, even though it would be meant as a compliment to you.” Then he surprised me by laughing. “Screw it. You’re a devious, clever bitch, and I’m glad you work for me.”
― Diana Rowland, Secrets of the Demon

 “I told him about me being a summoner, and what that entailed. At the end of he simply gave a long sigh. “Why couldn’t you simply be an alcoholic like all the other detectives?”
I grinned. “Demon summoning has less vomiting!”
― Diana Rowland, Secrets of the Demon

 “Ryan stared at me as I pulled my phone out to see who was calling at this late
hour. “You have the Fraggle Rock theme song as your ring tone,” he said, with a
bemused look on his face. “You are so weird.”
― Diana Rowland, Mark of the Demon

“It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?”
I looked at him blankly. “Um….what?”
He winked. “Keep the tip.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

 “You’re pretty smart for a Fed.”
“I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could
get into the agency,”
― Diana Rowland, Mark of the Demon

“But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you’re fucking me, don’t put your hands on me.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“Still, waking up this early was just wrong. “Why can’t people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?” I whined.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

10 Famous Quotes by Author Diana Rowland

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Diana Rowland quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Diana Rowland quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Diana Rowland. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Diana Rowland quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Diana Rowland Quote 

“And that old “If you need anything, let me know,” is also a total crock. You hear people say it all the time, but then you never see anyone actually call up the person who said it and say, “Hey, remember when you said to let you know if I needed anything? Well, I’m feeling really overwhelmed. Could you please come clean my kitchen, because if I could have a clean kitchen, I’d feel like I had a bit of a head start.” You’ll never hear someone say that, because then the person asking the other person to clean their kitchen is seen as a helpless, incompetent dick.

What would be so much better would be for the person who spouted the useless “if you need anything just ask” platitude to fucking go over to the person’s house and clean their goddamn kitchen without being asked. Go over and say, “Hey, you go take care of your kid or your work, or go take a fucking nap. And when you get done, you’ll have a clean kitchen. And, no, you don’t owe me a goddamn thing. Someday the shoe will be on the other foot, okay?”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

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