David Sedaris’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite David Sedaris Quotes 

David Sedaris, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best David Sedaris quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find David Sedaris’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer David Sedaris made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

 “I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings”
― David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

 “If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever

 “If I could believe in myself, why not give other improbabilities the benefit of the doubt?”
― David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

 “When shit brings you down, just say ‘fuck it’, and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.”
― David Sedaris, Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls

 “Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.”
― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

“Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

10 Famous Quotes by Author David Sedaris

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 David Sedaris quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best David Sedaris quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by David Sedaris. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable David Sedaris quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – David Sedaris Quote 

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

Dave Peterson

Dave Peterson Passion for adventure and sharing his life long journey with as many others as possible. "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." HENRY S. HASKINS

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