Darynda Jones’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Darynda Jones Quotes 

Darynda Jones, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Darynda Jones quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Darynda Jones’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Darynda Jones made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Genius has its limitations.
Insanity…not so much” -Bumper Sticker”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

 “I have three words for you,” EMT Guy said. “Possible internal bleeding.”

I turned back to him. “Don’t you think if I was bleeding internally, I’d know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

 “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. -T-Shirt”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

 “That took balls.”

“Please,” I said with a snort, “that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

 “Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
– T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

 “I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

10 Famous Quotes by Author Darynda Jones

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Darynda Jones quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Darynda Jones quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Darynda Jones. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Darynda Jones quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Darynda Jones Quote 

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”

I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

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