Craig Johnson’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Craig Johnson Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Craig Johnson, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Craig Johnson you will find my Ten favourites of Craig Johnson’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“It is another beautiful evening here at the Red Pony bar and continual soirée, how can I help you?”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

 “I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can’t remember the other two. “Oh God, no. It’s Pancake Day.” I thought about shooting myself. I could see the headlines: Sheriff shoots self, unable to face pancakes.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

 “Henry figured that the reason the Cheyenne had always ridden Appaloosas into battle was because by the time the men got there, they were so angry with the horses they were ready to kill everything.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

 “The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and a construction worker; we probably looked like the Village People.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

 “I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these things before my own journey ended.”
― Craig Johnson, The Dark Horse

“I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they’d never get out of them.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

 “I sometimes forgot about how spiritual Henry was. I had been raised as a Methodist where the highest sacrament was the bake sale.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn’t where it was supposed to be.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

“…cahoots being a legal term in Wyoming, see cahooting in the first degree, intent to cahoot, and so on.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

10 Famous Quotes by Author Craig Johnson

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Craig Johnson, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Craig Johnson.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Craig Johnson. 

One Final Bonus – Craig Johnson Quote 

“He mulled that over. “Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot ’em.”
I reached over and took his coffee away from him. “Yep. Lucian probably would have done the job himself, but we’re living in more enlightened times.” I drained his cup and handed it back with a smile. “Ain’t it grand?”

― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

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