Colin Bateman’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Colin Bateman Quotes 

Love reading? Then it’s likely you will love a good quote from your favourite author. This article covers Colin Bateman’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes that we at Australia Unwrapped have collected from some of his greatest works. Colin Bateman quotes to remember and here you will find 10 of the best. A memorable quote can stay with you and can be used along your journey. Choosing Colin Bateman’s top 10 quotes is not easy, but here they are:

Popular Quotes

“They are way too happy.”
― Colin Bateman, TITANIC 2020

 “I then swept the crumbs into my palm and opened one of the empty drawers and poured them in. I was working on the theory that if I collected enough crumbs, eventually I could make my own Twix. It’s good to have a purpose in life.”
― Colin Bateman, Nine Inches

“They asked me how I would be paying and I told them that if past experience was anything to go by probably with my life and the thin girl with the thick spectacles reached deep into her soul for a smile and repeated the question.”
― Colin Bateman

 “Serial Killer Week got off to an inauspicious start when the opening wine and bean evening was invaded by a former prisoner who misinterpreted the poster, but he was at least able to give us the professional’s view of the genre.”
― Colin Bateman, Mystery Man

 “He was the type of man women said they hated, they absolutely hated, they absolutely and categorically hated, and then they went to bed with him. I was the type of man women said they hated, and then they went home.”
― Colin Bateman, Mystery Man

 “Bookselling is like prostitution, you sell your wares, you close your eyes, and you never fall in love with the clients. You also keep your fingers crossed that they won’t ask for anything perverted.”
― Colin Bateman, Mystery Man

“If you dwell in the darkness, you can see in the dark and look into the light.
But in choosing the darkness, you know you are destined to walk alone.”
― Colin Bateman, Mystery Man

 “Also, I have a mornid fear of rates, and mice, and nettles and wasps and jagged cans and rotting food and damp newspapers and the unemployed.”
― Colin Bateman, Mystery Man

“Books are precious things and cannot be selected like tinned peas in Tesco.”
― Colin Bateman

“And nobody has ever gotten emotional over a James Patterson novel.”
― Colin Bateman, Mystery Man

10 Famous Quotes by Author Colin Bateman

10 quotes by Colin Bateman there you go! It’s never an easy task picking the best quotations from great writers, so please if you disagree or have more to add, please comment and share your opinions. My 10 greatest Colin Bateman quotes will likely be different from yours; however, that’s the best thing about them, each quote can mean something different to each person. So don’t wait, comment and shares your best Colin Bateman Quote. 

One Final Bonus – Colin Bateman Quote 

“He had started out the way nearly all writers do, and I’d seen it a hundred times–amateurs transformed into gibbering wrecks by actually being published; what once they’d done for fun ruined forever by the burden of expectation, the hope of sales and good reviews and riches, hobbyists turned authors made bitter by the knowledge that they’d missed their main chance.”

― Colin Bateman, Dr. Yes

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