Chris Dolley’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Chris Dolley Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Chris Dolley, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Chris Dolley you will find my Ten favourites of Chris Dolley’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“Agnes peered into the abyss, and the abyss, not surprisingly, refused to peer back. “Hmm,”
― Chris Dolley, What Ho, Automaton!

 “Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don’t even have to run to the bathroom! With practice, and careful placement of your chair within thirty feet–and line of sight–of your bathroom, you can project your lunch from the comfort of your armchair.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

“He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares the driving. And occasionally takes the car out for a spin without telling you. And maybe ties you up and stuffs you in the trunk.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

 “Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with the ‘caution: bank robber on board’ bumper sticker”
― Chris Dolley, Medium Dead

 “Stepford University–one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That’s more than Harvard, and SIX times as many as Stanford.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

 “This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a helicopter. Press four for a pizza”
― Chris Dolley, Medium Dead

“Professor Raylene’s ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette’s Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

 “my boy, are getting married.” There was only one thing to do. “And stop writhing on the floor, Reginald. It fools no one.”
― Chris Dolley, What Ho, Automaton!

“… the Possession Diet. It’s fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it’s almost never fatal.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

“Roderick Baskerville-Smythe, estranged scion of this parish,” I replied. “I believe I’m expected.” “Oh,”
― Chris Dolley, The Unpleasantness at Baskerville Hall

10 Famous Quotes by Author Chris Dolley

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Chris Dolley, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Chris Dolley.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Chris Dolley. 

One Final Bonus – Chris Dolley Quote 

“Spirits have cravings–they’re only human (well, some of them are)–but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That’s right, spirits don’t crave sugary foods, or fat, or chocolate, or deep-fried carbs. They crave HEALTHY food like raw liver and bugs and those tiny dried-up foods you find in old attics and the better-stocked graveyards.”

― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

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