Chris Dolley: Author Bio About and Best Quotes

Ten of My Favorite Chris Dolley Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Chris Dolley, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Chris Dolley you will find my Ten favorites of Chris Dolley’s quotes. 

About Chris Dolley

He is a New York Times bestselling author, a pioneer in computer game design, and a teenager who fought for freedom as a teenager. It was 1974 when Chris was assigned to publicize Plymouth Rag Week. There might have been an interview with the local newspaper arranged by some people. Chris created the Free Cornish Army, invaded the country next door, and convinced the UK media that Cornwall had risen up and declared independence. His police statement at the time was, “It was only a small country, so I gave it back.”.

Necromancer was one of the first 3D first person perspective D&D computer games he wrote in 1981.

The first novel he pulled from Baen’s electronic slushpile was Resonance, released in 2004.

His novelette, What Ho, Automaton!, was published in 2012. It won the WSFA Small Press Award.

Currently, he lives in rural France with his wife and dozens of animals. They grow their own food and solve their own problems. The latter was a necessity after Chris’s identity and life savings were stolen. As the police forces of four countries insisted the crime originated in someone else’s jurisdiction, he was left alone to solve the crime.

Born: Bournemouth, The United Kingdom
Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Mystery & Thrillers, Humor

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Popular Quotes

“Agnes peered into the abyss, and the abyss, not surprisingly, refused to peer back. “Hmm,”
― Chris Dolley, What Ho, Automaton!

 “Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don’t even have to run to the bathroom! With practice, and careful placement of your chair within thirty feet–and line of sight–of your bathroom, you can project your lunch from the comfort of your armchair.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

“He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares the driving. And occasionally takes the car out for a spin without telling you. And maybe ties you up and stuffs you in the trunk.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

 “Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with the ‘caution: bank robber on board’ bumper sticker”
― Chris Dolley, Medium Dead

 “Stepford University–one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That’s more than Harvard, and SIX times as many as Stanford.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

 “This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a helicopter. Press four for a pizza”
― Chris Dolley, Medium Dead

“Professor Raylene’s ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette’s Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

 “my boy, are getting married.” There was only one thing to do. “And stop writhing on the floor, Reginald. It fools no one.”
― Chris Dolley, What Ho, Automaton!

“… the Possession Diet. It’s fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it’s almost never fatal.”
― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

“Roderick Baskerville-Smythe, estranged scion of this parish,” I replied. “I believe I’m expected.” “Oh,”
― Chris Dolley, The Unpleasantness at Baskerville Hall

10 Famous Quotes by Author Chris Dolley

So there you have it my Ten favorite quotes by Chris Dolley, please comment below and share your favorite quotes by the fantastic author Chris Dolley.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Chris Dolley. 

One Final Bonus – Chris Dolley Quote 

“Spirits have cravings–they’re only human (well, some of them are)–but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That’s right, spirits don’t crave sugary foods, or fat, or chocolate, or deep-fried carbs. They crave HEALTHY food like raw liver and bugs and those tiny dried-up foods you find in old attics and the better-stocked graveyards.”

― Chris Dolley, How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

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