Celia Kyle’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Celia Kyle Quotes 

Quotes, who doesn’t love a good quote? This series of articles we look at Top 10 Famous Quotes by Author Celia Kyle, author quotes are always a challenge and fun to pick, with Celia Kyle you will find my Ten favourites of Celia Kyle’s quotes. 

Popular Quotes

“Yeah, he’s evil with a capitol ass and lowercase hat.”
Celia Kyle, Whitney

 “What else ‘doesn’t exist,’ but really does? Like vamps. Are they real? Do they sparkle? Are they hot? Because, lemme tell ya, there isn’t a wolf alive that’s been hit by the ugly stick.” Scarlet fanned her face. “Whew. The hotness that surrounds me is—” Keller slapped a hand over Scarlet’s mouth.”
― Celia Kyle, Whitney

“Did the guy have IPS or something? Irritable Penis Syndrome was a real thing, even if doctors refused to accept its existence. Coincidentally, most of those doctors had penises so…”
― Celia Kyle, Rebecca

 “Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t supposed to use them to control men? It’s in the Chick Bible.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two

 “Live by the three ‘F’ rule: If they don’t fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don’t matter. – Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride”
― Celia Kyle, Head Over Tail

 “Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

 “Fuckyou-ish?” “The English dialect of the ancient language ‘fuckyou.’ Very old. Dignified even.”
― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite

“We’re all a little crazy. Some hide it well; others don’t bother.”
― Celia Kyle, Howl My Name

“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
― Celia Kyle, He Ain’t Lion

10 Famous Quotes by Author Celia Kyle

So there you have it my Ten favourite quotes by Celia Kyle, please comment below and share your favourite quotes by the fantastic author Celia Kyle.  Furthermore, if you find any Authors not covered for there, top 10 quotes let me know and I will review their works and find some of their best quotes as has been done here for Celia Kyle. 

One Final Bonus – Celia Kyle Quote 

“Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar. Only they limited escape routes to five. Apparently little Victoria was hugely paranoid. “Fine,” Wren huffed. “She has fifty-two and a half.”
Liam had to bust in then. This was getting too good not to participate. “Fifty-two and a half?” He pushed away from the wall and flopped into a chair across from the irate woman.
“Well, fifty-two complete routes and the half is more of a ‘run around in a circle and scream because she’s totally fucked in a bad way’ plan. Somehow it involves the Goodyear blimp and Jolly Ranchers.” The woman grimaced, and he couldn’t restrain his wide smile.”

― Celia Kyle, Big Bad Vamp

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