Carlton Mellick III’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Carlton Mellick III Quotes 

Carlton Mellick III, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Carlton Mellick III quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Carlton Mellick III’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Carlton Mellick III made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“ My thinking-of-kitties smile!”
Carlton Mellick III, The Menstruating Mall

 “Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything.
When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from your ability to
reason. It makes you forget your own character and become a crazy. Maybe I am a
crazy now; I’m going through so much chaos these days that reality is hard to grasp.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

“The world is still new . . . it seems old to us, but only seems because our lives are so short . . . our human race has been around for such a brief amount of time that the universe hasn’t had the chance to detect us yet. One blink is all it needs to miss our dance through actuality.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

 “Nowhere and oblivion were completely different things/places to Richard Stein. For
him, oblivion is when something goes into nothing and nowhere is the place where
something can come out of nothing.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

 “That is the moral of this story, kids. No matter how many people try to stomp on your happiness, you have the power to do whatever you want with your life.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Faggiest Vampire

 “[he]. . . hated God . . . actually, he just hated Christians . . . He never met God. Why should he care about somebody he never met?”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

“When I say something like “back when I was in high
school,” I usually mean: “back when I was supposed to be in high school.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

 “Closing your mind to religion is no different than the close-mindedness that
religions can cause.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

“I bet He’s only sad for the part of me that belonged to Him.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

“The God of this planet was not worth the religion.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger

10 Famous Quotes by Author Carlton Mellick III

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Carlton Mellick III quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Carlton Mellick III quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Carlton Mellick III. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Carlton Mellick III quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Carlton Mellick III Quote 

“For three weeks, we slept in the same bed together. We never had sex. We never kissed. We never took off more clothes than our pants. We just dreamed together.

The conversations were brief. We didn’t go on any dates. We didn’t get to know each other. It was just a sleeping arrangement. To her, I was just a stuffed animal with a heartbeat.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

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