Carl Hiaasen’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes
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Ten of My Favourite Carl Hiaasen Quotes 

Carl Hiaasen, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Carl Hiaasen quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Carl Hiaasen’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Carl Hiaasen made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.”
Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

 “as a lobbyist he had long ago concluded there was no difference in how Democrats and Republicans conducted the business of government. The game stayed the same: It was always about favors and friends, and who controlled the dough. Party labels were merely a way to keep track of the teams; issues were mostly smoke and vaudeville. Nobody believed in anything except hanging on to power, whatever it took. …..”
― Carl Hiaasen, Sick Puppy

“Sometimes you’re going to be faced with situations where the line isn’t clear between what’s right and what’s wrong.Your heart will tell you to do one thing and your brain will tell you to do something different. In the end, all that’s left is to look at both sides and go with your best judgment.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Hoot

 “Roy remembered the time he and his father had a talk about fighting. ‘It’s important to stand up for what’s right,’ Mr. Eberhardt had said, ‘but sometimes there’s a fine line between courage and stupidity.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Hoot

 “Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I’d be doing a hundred and twenty.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease

 “Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Chomp

“The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.”
― Carl Hiaasen

 “That’s what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Flush

“Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Chomp

“The evening news made her wonder if God was dead; the morning sun made her believe He wasn’t.”
― Carl Hiaasen

10 Famous Quotes by Author Carl Hiaasen

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Carl Hiaasen quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Carl Hiaasen quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Carl Hiaasen. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Carl Hiaasen quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Carl Hiaasen Quote 

“That’s the thing about being a Labrador retriever – you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a romp. What else could there possibly be to life? Eating was a thrill. Pissing was a treat. Shitting was a joy. And licking your own balls? Bliss. And everywhere you went were gullible humans who patted and hugged and fussed over you.”
― Carl Hiaasen

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